[color=yellow][b][u]Documentation Project Complete[/u][/b][/color] ------------- Super C here. Whereas the first eight documentation waves the C.I.D.F. carried out denoting all animals that were once human beings until CNG made them animals were made public, the ninth wave was private because we felt stupid looking back at it in hindsight. Making those eight lists public ran the risk of other criminals going after these individuals, so that was another reason we had to make the ninth wave private. However, we never had any problems whatsoever; all the criminals going after these individuals were either dead or in prison. However, this wave, plus all recent documentation around the world, has resulted in the big announcement I am making here, and that’s this: with the completion of this wave, the C.I.D.F. documentation project is complete! We now have identified every individual in this world across all 195 nations of the world that have lost their humanity to the supernatural. We thank each and every single one of you for your cooperation in this project, because it ultimately led to the apprehension of all criminals in question (assuming they were not dead), and it will teach us many valuable life lessons so that we do not make those same mistakes again. -------------- When my dad, Prius (the founder of the C.I.D.F.), announced via a YouTube live stream video that the documentation project was complete, the world stopped what it was doing to watch the video, then began to rejoice in various manners and methods. In nations where no religions other that Christianity exist (and we have been seeing this because Christianity and Judaism are the two religions in which IC3 will spare the humans; otherwise, it will kill them whenever it wants to for whatever reasons), this was mainly done by singing praises to the Lord. In Japan, where other religions do exist (for example, Shinto), the humans and furries used taiko drums and other instruments of that nature to celebrate. ------------- Since Circus Delights on was tour in Europe, they joined in the celebrations with a special public performance in which Landon (Ringmaster of Righteousness) and all his performers, all of whom sing as a choir (originally done to provide backup to Levi the Mountee Lion for his operatic performances), joined the orchestra. At this time, they were in Austria, and the orchestra had played some of Mozart’s music to accompany some of the acts (most notably the trapeze acrobats known as the Flying Fabulosos). Because of this, the special performance in the chosen concert hall was Mozart’s Requiem in D minor (which includes the famous “Dies Irae”). The orchestra wore special green and gold tuxedos for the occasion (instead of their band uniforms), and the performers also wore special formal wear, including Landon. The featured soloists were Irene the Incredible (sister to Ivan the Incredible, the tightrope walker; she also does this and sometimes performs on the trapeze) as the soprano, the leader of the female section of the Flying Fabulosos as the alto, the leader of the male section as the tenor (since Levi was unavailable), and Chad the Coyote Cannonball as the bass-baritone. (Landon opened the concert by singing “O Canada,” and then the orchestra played Austria’s national anthem.) Since Levi was redeeming himself and atoning for his mistakes by serving as Canada’s ambassador to the U.S., any operatic performances he has done during this time have instead featured various Drumbums and/or U.S. military musicians as the backup. Here, the featured concert held in Washington, D.C. (with President Donald Trump and his administration in attendance), had all different sorts of music selections. The grand finale showstopper was Levi, of course, giving a powerful performance of “Nessun Dorma” from the opera “Turandot” by Giacomo Puccini. (This literally translates as “Let no one sleep.”) He did not need to give an encore, as the standing ovation he got as a result seemed to last forever. Since Lyon the Northern Lion was also present (as was Leo the Patriotic Lion), both came up to Levi afterwards to congratulate him for a job well done. “You’re definitely showing signs of improvement,” they said, “and not just with the music.” “Thank you,” Levi replied. “The ambassador job has gone so much smoother than I anticipated. I promise not to let it go to my head, but the singing has helped me stay calm.” “Do you see yourself returning to ‘Circus Delights’ when this is finished?” Leo asked. “I don’t know; that’s a good question. Some claim I was meant for other things than the circus, and while there may be some truth to that, it was my time with the circus that really turned things around for me given the mistakes I made, and the friendships I made with Landon and everybody there are some of the strongest friendships I’ve had. Rainier, Dominique, Kirk, Noel, and Courtney are some other examples of that.” ------------------- Because Circus Delights was in Europe, Canada was instead enjoying the sights and sounds of the Martinson Sisters Circus, led by the ringmaster, Nadine, and her sisters, Martina and Melinda. This circus is predominately canine and has a large number of female performers, but it has male performers as well. Nadine would explain at the beginning of every show that because her circus didn’t have the budget that Circus Delights had, they had to resort to recorded music. However, she cleverly used jazz fusion to make it a truly unique experience for everybody, and it especially made for a unique twist with some of the clown acts. (Other acts for this circus include the Soaring Shepherds, various dogs that do the acrobatic acts, and the current cannonball act, Roxie the Rottweiler Rocket. “I’ve heard the human cannonball sometimes referred to as a human rocket,” she said, “and so that worked better given how powerful alliteration can be.”) Nadine is worth mentioning here because she was on the large list of those documented by the C.I.D.F. Both her sisters also turned into female yellow Labrador retrievers, just as she did. --------- The U.S., meanwhile, including Washington, D.C., continued to experience the joys and thrills of the Colton Bros. Circus. This circus has a mix of animals performing, and is led by two twin brothers, Jason and Bobby, as ringmasters. The duo became Bernese Mountain Dogs when CNG got to them, and because they were visiting Australia viewing a performance of Rolf the Wolf’s famous circus, Circus of the Superstars (COTS for short) when CNG got them, it decided to give them Australian accents “just to shake things up.” However, the duo have lived in the U.S. their whole lives, and they’ve proven to be as American as apple pie (and the flag) time and time again. The Colton Brothers have larger budgetary spreads than the Martinson Sisters do, and so they are able to use a traditional live marching band; unlike Circus Delights, the Colton Bros. band doesn’t double as a symphony orchestra. They just play in a concert setting, although there are enough of them to follow the example of Circus Delights by using both modern marching and/or concert band instruments in addition to instruments you’d only see in a traditional British-style brass band, such as the cornet and flugelhorn. Similar to COTS, though, the Colton Bros. band also plays big band and small combo jazz, and is even trying to learn jazz fusion. That way, if a show leads to them and the Martinson Sisters performing as a combined circus, they can use jazz fusion. (After all, that was Nadine’s favorite genre.) -------------- Meanwhile, the wrestling G-52s (including Luchador Lion) found themselves in the UK for the latest matches in which they were to perform. This is because a storyline was being built around Takedown Tiger, the British representative, becoming a naturalized U.S. citizen. (In reality, he did this because he was unable to afford commuting back and forth, and so he now makes his home in the state of Georgia just as Ultimate Destroyer does.) Similar to the Dog of Doom, however, Takedown Tiger was becoming disillusioned with the direction kayfabe was going, and wanted for more unscripted fights. The event began, however, with the wrestlers all paying tribute to Hulk Hogan, who had died at the age of 71; the cause of death was cardiac arrest. However, IC3 had nothing to do with it; it was natural cardiac arrest. (I say this because all the world’s networks require their news media to report whether or not IC3 had something to do with it, because the most common ways it kills humanity just for existing is by means of a heart attack, stroke, or cardiac arrest.) “They’re not the same thing, are they?” a 12-year-old fan asked. He was also on the list of documented animals once human (he was now a red fox). “No, they aren’t; a heart attack happens when the blood flow to the heart is blocked,” Takedown Tiger replied. “What killed Hulk Hogan was cardiac arrest, which is when the heart suddenly stops beating for whatever reason.” “I guess I get those two mixed up. I lost my father just last week; it turns out it was also cardiac arrest. He was only in his upper 40s.” “Oh, no; I’m sorry to hear that.” “The funeral is next Monday,” the fan’s mother commented. “He was a big fan of yours. He would’ve just adored this.” ------------ As a sign of respect, Tanner (Takedown Tiger) attended the funeral. ----------- The other wrestling G-52s took a tour of some of the local landmarks, including Buckingham Palace, and made sure they were dressed appropriately since meeting the royal family was included. In fact, King Charles III even commented on how impressed he was upon discovering Luchador Lion was a G-52. “Nobody would have expected wrestlers like you to be G-52s,” he said, “but as I was saying to Lionus the other day, ‘When we made a contribution to the organization with Takedown Tiger, Mexico surprises us with Luchador Lion.’” “Yes; thank you, Your Majesty,” the lion replied. “It’s a great honor to represent both lucha libre and the G-52s.” ---------- All over the world, celebration of various types continued, and knowing that the documentation project was complete would allow the C.I.D.F. to concentrate on different matters taking precedence. The celebrations also helped keep IC3 in check, since music was the key source to powering the positive side of the supernatural forces fighting back against IC3. (It does not matter if you’re playing music, singing, or even just listening to it; as long as there is music, IC3 cannot win.) Meanwhile, get yourself a good night’s sleep, won’t you? You’ve earned it, and the G-52s will ensure you cannot lose that from any enemy, IC3 or otherwise. Thanks, everybody, and remember to live long and prosper. ------------ [color=black][b]THE END[/b][/color]