Double Wedgie Ambush

Bowser, being the most tyrannical king of Koopas, sets his sights on his two victims. Wario and Donkey Kong. After an insanely intense soccer match, DK and Wario put up a good fight. As they were to enter the locker room, a loud thud was heard.
"What was that?" DK wondered "Where did it come from?"
"WEDGIE!!!"
Before Wario and DK figure out, their backs of their tighty-whities are being pulled. Painfully. By two clawed hands.
"Yeeeeow!" DK yelped.
"Waaaaaah!" Wario yelled.
"Bwahahahaha! You dorks are so predictable." It was Bowser, who took the opportunity to proceed with his prank. Wario and DK looked furious while their cheeks turn red. Bowser let go of the stretched white briefs as he fell to the floor, laughing. Fed up by the antics, DK and Wario looked at each other, nodded, and decided to wedgie Bowser. They did. Bowser let out a squeak as his tighty-whities are pulled.
"Oh, how have the mighty fall," Wario said with an angry smile.
"Serves you right, spiked turtle!" DK added with a devious grin. Bowser growled and the three of them got into a tussle, their respective underwear fluttering as it ensued.
"STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!" A voice shouted. It was Kamek, feeling very disgusted by the behavior conducted by Bowser, DK and Wario after they stopped fighting. "You three should be ashamed of yourselves," the magikoopa sharply said. "Fighting against each other, underpants exposed. What is this, grade school?"
Bowser spoke out, "They were the ones who--"
"No more excuses, sire!" Kamek shouted. "Be grateful I didn't catch this on camera. Off with you to the showers!"
DK and Wario began to sweat after hearing what he said. Bowser took them to the locker room or incur the magikoopa's wrath.