A is for Aé, who's covered in moss.
B is for Blue Key, who makes sure you're lost.

C is for Christmas Cheer, jingling all the way.
D is for Dark Form, whom hides everyday.

E is for Everythng Tree, growing what it likes.
F is for Fountain of Youth, turning elders into tykes.

G is for Gaia's Blood. Humanity it stalks.
H is for Heart of Darkness, who kills as it talks.

I is for Iris, who can touch what her camera can see.
J is for "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee".

K is for Kinetic Energy Entity.
L is for Living Gun, best suited for DMC.

M is for Miniature Dump Truck, who weighs 90 tons.
N is for Naked Doll, who is actually two abominations.

O is for Old AI, the self-evolving machine.
P is for "Patches", the cutest thing ever seen.

Q is for "Quantum" Computer, who is empty inside.
R is for Red Sea Object. On a mirror it must ride.

S is for Shy Guy. All it does is just bawl.
T is for Tapeworm Child, who is the ugliest of all.

U is for Ultimate Frisbee, who can slice with deadly grace.
V is for Voodoo Putty, who can twist any face.

W is for Water Orb. Gravity can suck it.
X is for Expunged Data Released, so f*ck it.

Y is for Ys, an Atlantis-like city.
Z is for Zombie Plague, a disease that ain't pretty.