*It's time to fly the nest and make my own life, it's time to grow up and have a job*
*And well... there I am, looking for a job with decent pay at least until I find it. A poster that said "Security guard wanted for the FNAF Pizzeria"*


Me: Oh this looks interesting.


*I'm heading to the location indicated on the poster and after a little paperwork here and there I finally have a job*
*I get ready with my uniform, I take my flashlight, it's time to close, it's time to patrol and take care of the place*
*While I was doing my shift I heard a strange noise near the kitchen, it was like belly gurgling and squawking*
*I gathered courage and decided to investigate, maybe an animal had sneaked in and was eating the pizzas*
*And yes, my answer was correct, there was an animal but not exactly a normal one*
*I saw it, a huge mountain of yellow folds and rolls that gurgled between the pizzas*
*A little scared I decided to leave but the fat monster saw me...*


Chica: Hello new *URP* are you hungry?

Me: *Backing away slowly* N-No thanks, I already ate...

Chica: You don't look like you're full enough. Come here!


*She extended her limp arm and managed to catch me, I was immobilized, screaming for help but it was useless*
*Chica starts feeding me pizzas while she was eating too, I couldn't do anything about it, I couldn't ask for help, I couldn't defend myself, I had to accept my destiny and gain weight*
*And there I am, swallowing a lot of pizzas, getting more and more fat*
*A few hours later she finally lets me go, I was very obese at this point, my belly hurt a lot, I could barely move*


Me: *BUURRP* My figure... Months of gym wasted

Chica: Don't be *BWOARP* sad, you look sexy with those new rolls


*And so it all ended like this, I lost my slender figure, I gained so much weight to the point that I couldn't even get through the door and I was condemned to be trapped with the pizza-gobbling chicken*
*Moral: Think very carefully about the job you choose, you don't know the changes it may generate in the short or long term*



THE END