[color=green][b][u]The Mini-RP Collection: #39[/u][/b][/color]
[color=white][b][u]Criptonitroglycerite: An Essay by Dr. Bendraqi[/u][/b][/color]

[i]Taken from the comments of "Criptonitroglycerite: An Essay by Dr. Bendraqi"[/i]

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[b]Rainier:[/b] With all these CNG smugglers all over the world, I keep seeing more of them in Fredericton! This hasn't happened before in the capital of New Brunswick in Canada! They tried to put that stuff on my front doors! Good thing I called the C.I.D.F. to remove it! As for Dominique Proulx, at least he won't be acting like the fat guy from [i]Austin Powers[/i] again, where he's making dialogues of how he's a big fat slob and all.

[b]Zax:[/b] I rather not be reminded of that, thank you very much.

[b]Juno:[/b] CNG smugglers are often a large and hidden threat on Earth. Who knows what they're up to these days?

[b]Dominique:[/b] They're in and out like ninjas these days. One thing for sure, though, is this: they are also using CNG to make themselves undetectable near border markers that double as sensors to send out warnings, if illegal immigrants cross the border without going through the checkpoints. The US-Canada border has a lot of that going on because of the forested areas near it.

[b]Chuong:[/b] Great... So it's TBTC, GSAF, and CNG smugglers. Sounds like the CNG smugglers are the trickiest ones to catch since that stuff can hurt people and put everybody in danger.

[b]Super C:[/b] That's why we have the C.I.D.F. A good number of them are concentrating on the US-Canada border for that reason.

[b]T2:[/b] *to Rainier* I modified some of those Dissident detectors we used to catch you when you led us on that wild goose chase into other kinds of detectors the C.I.D.F. are using. It will help them to spot and stop those invisible terrorists. What do you think of that, bro?

[b]Crush:[/b] The pandemics never come to an end, really. Even when COVID-19 goes away, the CNG problems are here to stay. 

[b]Rainier:[/b] That would be helpful. Hopefully they do reach as far in places like Son Doong Cave. So I'm going to guess if any of us Dissidents decide to go crazy again, the C.I.D.F. would be involved, too.

[b]Chuong:[/b] Then I guess that means if any of you were to flee to say Indonesia, a country with lots of hiding spots, you'd be caught instantly as if you were to try to hide in any of China's impressive cities that are loaded with public surveillance cameras and technologies.

[b]Rainier:[/b] Sounds like it.

[b]Hubert:[/b] Oh, hey; Indonesia's parallel is Lemboe the Island Lion, King of Pencak Silat; a dynamic and evolving ancient martial art system. He'd be ticked that he would have to take time off from teaching his students just to find you should you decide to go crazy.

[b]Super C:[/b] I would have the C.I.D.F. involved because they're also unhappy with the trolling.