One day, irresponsible thunder lord Zeus dropped a satchel full of lightening bolts onto the Earth. They had outlived their experation dates, and they wouldn't fry anything. So he didn't think much of it when he dumped it in what looked like some random garden. The worse they would do, he figured, was make the vegetables look unappetizing. So he made a mental note to make the farmer who owned it an apology salad. Or at least order Hera to do so. 

Foolish Zeus. Are the Gods really crazy? They must be, because that wasn't no ordinary Cabbage patch. Well, okay, maybe it was, but it was also the home of one Lionheaded rabbit by the name of Lumer. And one of those lightening bolts struck him right onto the ear.

He woke up with electicity frizzing all over his fur. He tried to shake it out of his mane, but his hair shrunk in and made it less to actually shake. He started pulsing, growing in bone and muscle. His face and ears plumped out, his nose hardened and wettened. No matter where the electicity went, it couldn't find its way out. It electified whatever organic matter it could find, expanding it, pushing the very atoms further apart. It was even like the atoms themselves where making skamoosh with one another, and then having babies to result in more bone matter. And muscle matter. That's what was going on inside of Lumer.

Outside, he shot up like the skinnier kid on the seesaw. He also shot in horisontal directions like a fat man's belt that just couldn't take it anymore. He went blue around special places, like his back and hips. It was the cartoony light blue of zappy short-circuits, the kind you would get thirsty for. In other places, he went orange like a well-baked pumpkin. His paws tingled and turned lemon, enticing hiim to lick them as he got bigger and shapelier. His nose turned jet-black, supposedly because it had been burned. His eyes weltered a little, too, and they developed symmetrical black rings surrounding them. He booped himself just to see how dry and wickery he'd become. Not much, thank God. Not Zues. Screw him, he was the cause of all this, but maybe like Athena or Hera. Not much had changed in the way of his tail. It flickered, being orange tipped now instead of fluffy pale perriwinkle. His chest fur displayed a lightening bolt now, as did his scalp. Two black dots resided on his ear where the lightening bolt had struck him. And now, he was out for the prowl.

"Hmmm… The cabbages all around me are mutant now. I have no appetite for them. What I do have an appetite for now is something that has no mass, and it comes from the sky above! Yes, I shall find one, and then I shall eat it."

It was right about this time that Hera had come back from the Olympian grocery store. Zeus was eager to try out the new bolts she'd bought, and he started launching them at various places on Earth. It was light a game of darts to him. Naturally, one of these was near Wattage's location, and the newly formed Corgi saw the approaching bolt yards before it came to him.

He ran face first into the lightening with his mouth open. That was a mistake. The mouth led directly into his stomach, and it was there that all the magic proceeded to take place. It bounced around off the walls, growing wilder and angrier with each subsequent failure to escape. That made it hotter. The sweltering heat mate every inch of his stomach want to move out of the way, and so it got bigger. Outside, Wattage noticed this. He got very nervous and tried to push his belly back in. He should have at least been able to redistribute the mass to his more muscley areas. Instead, the his belly completely took over his body, driven by the fever-struck lightening bolt within. 

He wobbled as his legs lost purchase on the ground, for his ever-widening pelvis pushed them farther and father apart. They grew as well, into big blue circular hills, swallowing up his puffy orange feet. And still, he persisted in trying to push the air back in while his belly button popped out. He was soon unable to reach over his chest into his stomach, not only because said chest had broadened and stretched beyond reach, but because his arms were expanding so vastly that their usage was gone in an instant.

He therefore sat their, obstructing everyones view of the sky and roundening more, unable to let the lightening out because his cheeks had puffed into giant boulders of obstacles. Not even something that had no physical mass a la a lightening bolt could squeeze past them. So, there he was. Practically a whole 'nother planet on top of the one we already have. Oh well. All's round that ends round. Tee hee hee!!!