Toilet Role Trole - (c)2022 by (((Trevor Patrick)))


Certain older women,
who've visited my bachelor abode,
have once in a while told me:
"Your toilet paper's the wrong way --
I just couldn't leave it like that!"


And I simply give them
a certain, knowing smile
as I chuckle and tell them:
"-and I'm pretty darn sure 
that you don't have a cat!"