Bubs CAN'T Sell Smartphones! (SHORT CROSSOVER FANFIC)
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*Meanwhile, at Bubs Concession Stand, Bubs himself, can't seem to sell ANY smartphones...*
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Bubs: *listening to the fictional heavy-metal band, Taranchula, on his MP3 player, while relaxing on a comfy chair inside the stand...*


Mega Man X: "Can't seem to sell any smartphones, Bubs?"

Bubs: "No way, X...I tried. And since I couldn't even sell them on clearance, I even tried donating them to homeless individuals without smartphones, and they wouldn't even bother accepting it."

X: "What operating system do those smartphones run on?"?

Bubs: "Oh. Well, it's Android OS."

X: *looks shocked* "ANDROID?!? SO THAT'S WHY! It's prone to the maverick viruses!"

Bubs: "WHA?!?"

X: "Bubs...you NEED to do something about getting rid of those! Unless of course, there are any smartphones that run a DIFFERENT operating system!"

Bubs: "I tried running other operating systems, such as Tizen on them, but the smartphones wouldn't do so!"

X: "Then they NEED to be disposed..for the greater good!"

Bubs: "Got a 55 gallon drum? Because I'll give you 80 credits, for one!"

X: "Deal!" *gives him a 55 gallon drum, in exchange for 55 credits*
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*Meanwhile, Bubs carries the 55 gallon drum over to a gas sation...FILLED with the android smartphones...*

*He then pays for gasoline, to fill the drum with...*
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B.D. Joe: "Yo, Bubs! What are you doing, with that drum?"

Bubs: "Going to dispose of Android smartphones, when I couldn't install other operating systems...I'm also recording it, right now!"

B.D. Joe: "Oh, nice! Looking forward to seeing it done!" *goes back to his taxi, to fill up on fuel*
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*Finally, Bubs has the Goblin, with his Gremlin car, drive over to the spooky woods, to plug the battery clips between the 55 gallon drum, and the Gremlin's car battery...only to cause a massive explosion*
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Optimus Prime: "Blowing up Android smartphones, for a video, huh?"

Bubs: "You got it!"

Optimus Prime: "Wow..Michael Bay would be proud of you!"

*FIN*