[color=green][b][u]Super Bowl LIX[/u][/b][/color] ---------- [b]Leo the Patriotic Lion:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Leo the Patriotic Lion here once again; welcome back. We now continue where we left off, showing highlights from Super Bowl LIX itself. You know the results and why we're angry about it. But we're not bothered by the results itself. We're bothered by how the people reacted to it; that's what made us cross! We will also show you what else was happening worldwide, with the G-52s and their allies being the predominant source of choices for world ambassadors. In a way, we were all world ambassadors already, but now we're doing the actual jobs as our jobs outside of being superheroes. ------------- ------------- ------------- *Later, it's the day of the Super Bowl, but tickets aren't being sold as much as expected. The city of New Orleans remains extremely busy as the police are out in full force with C.I.D.F. assistance.* --------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Good morning! Hope you enjoyed your breakfast! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Thanks. The shrimp and grits were rather interesting and not bad at all. I thought the grits would be more like polenta, but it's a bit different than I expected. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] What do you think about grits? [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Itself, it's bland, but with those shrimps like you suggested, they're surprisingly good. The butter in it helps as well. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I prefer the typical continental breakfast. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Fair enough. Now you may notice that some of the American G-52s like Leo and Super C are not with us, since like many Americans, they'd rather boycott this event. I know this isn't what you're expecting, but all we can do is make the most of this moment. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I suppose. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I mean, at least Liaanti and I get to experience New Orleans. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I wonder if the other American G-52s will be here with us. ---------------- *Ottawa, Canada* [b]Rainier:[/b] *He visits the Marching Wonder in his embassy.* Oh my goodness! It's the Marching Wonder! President Donald Trump has made the perfect choice for his ambassador to our country and you fill this role perfectly! Welcome to Canada! Please make yourself at home here! Next to me is Lyon the Northern Lion, who comes from Quebec, the French-speaking province of Canada. --------------- *Caracas, Venezuela* [b]Mechayote:[/b] Wow! This country blows my state out of the water. I'm impressed, Lazaro! Nice entertainment bowling complex here. --------------- *Paris, France* [b]Dawn:[/b] I don't know French, but I'm thankful that there's a lot of people here who speak English. Even more thankful that I'm in Paris as America's diplomat, and people here actually like me! [b]Civilian 1:[/b] You look like you fit here, too. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Donald Trump knows what he's doing and he chose you for a reason. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] You and Leonce get along well. Trump couldn't have chosen a more perfect person fit for your role. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] You are in a position of privilege, so please make yourself home here. [b]Dawn:[/b] Absolutely! I love your bakeries and cafes, too! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] Of course that's the first stores people in Paris would go to are those. Then again, that's what we're known for. Anyways, make yourself at home here. ----------- *Ankara, Türkiye (Turkey)* [b]Jack:[/b] Meat and bread everywhere! [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] Have an ice cream on me! [b]Jack:[/b] Oh, wow; thanks! *The ice cream man performs various tricks on Jack where he thinks he's getting ice cream first.* [b]Jack:[/b] Hold up. What's happening here? *He looks around and notices the locals are recording with their phones and smiles.* Uhm... Am I getting my ice cream or not? [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] Here you go! [b]Jack:[/b] Dude, come on! *He tries to take his ice cream back but only grabs a cone.* How long are we going to do this? [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] Forgot to add some scoops here and there! There! [b]Jack:[/b] *He tries to take his ice cream but falls for the tricks again as the locals laugh.* I gave you the cone back, man! [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] Here come take it. [b]Jack:[/b] Man; you're so fast! Does Arslan know anything about this? [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] Of course, he does! It's normal here and he loves to play with guys like me! Cats love games like this! It helps practice their catching and dexterity skills, but also keeps them entertained. [b]Jack:[/b] Bro. It's almost two minutes. [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] Okay, fine. *He finally serves the ice cream on cone to Jack.* You can take it. [b]Jack:[/b] *He finally gets his ice cream.* Whew! Thanks! Took you long enough. [b]Stalker Fox:[/b] That's normal here, which makes ice cream way more fun! Is it good? [b]Jack:[/b] Oh; it's amazing! They really make you work for it! [b]Stalker Fox:[/b] You get a show and a treat for the price of one here. [b]Civilian 1:[/b] The American ambassador finally gets his ice cream! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] And that's how we serve ice cream in Turkiye! ----------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Liaanti:[/b] I know for certain Cripto is not coming, and neither is Leo. But I can see some others coming. *Some G-52s have been assigned to act as extra bodyguards for Silent Night, Silent Cat, and Liaanti. The first two are the wrestling-themed American G-52s, Ultimate Destroyer and Patriotic Pounder. The former has the championship belt that he "won" after getting "revenge" on the Dog of Doom.* [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] Hello. How are you doing? [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] We're here to provide some extra support. *The C.I.D.F. direct the people that did buy tickets to their seats. The remaining seats are filled by the members of the G-52 Drum and Bugle Corps and various Drumbums in order to have a full stadium, but ensure the audience is well behaved. The NFL also announces its new lineup of referees, nearly all of which are Bengalian, because they fired the humans after all those questionable calls that helped the KC Chiefs reach this point. While the costumed mascots for both teams are present, the real KC Wolf and Swoop are not.* ------------------ *Australia* *The WWE adds to its scripted entertainment, ultimately lampshading the fact it was all kayfabe, because the Dog of Doom is (allegedly) going off-script.* [b]WWE Reporter:[/b] But surely there was some bias! That was rightfully your belt! [b]Dog of Doom:[/b] There was no bias! If the referees are going to rig the matches, I refuse to wrestle. You know this. The nation knows this. I do not cheat! Why you people want me to cheat is beyond my comprehension. Look at this guy here. *motions to Beatdown Bobcat* Did he cheat when he got thrust into the ring against me on that fateful first fight? No. He didn't! [b]WWE Official:[/b] Will you cut it out and just do as you are told? [b]Dog of Doom:[/b] Ask that again and I'll give you a full nelson and a half! UP WITH THE UNSCRIPTED FIGHT! *The audience around the ring begins to clap and bark in tempo. Meanwhile, the official and reporter run for their lives. The Dog of Doom and Beatdown Bobcat then start wrestling on their own as a different referee scrambles to get into the ring. The bobcat wins the fight in the end, but the fight was totally improvised, so the bloodhound's point was proven. He takes it as a moral victory.* [b]Dog of Doom:[/b] What did I get myself into? [b]Beatdown Bobcat:[/b] I don't know, but your morality crusade is thriving. *The referee then stands on either side of the two and declares Beatdown Bobcat the winner.* [b]Dog of Doom:[/b] *to the cameras later* And that, kids, is why cheating and rigging is unacceptable, even in wrestling. -------------- *Canada* [b]Marching Wonder:[/b] *me* Thank you, Rainier. There was some concern about it at first because of the fact I am in charge of three marching bands simultaneously, but thankfully, I hired assistant drum majors who can help them govern themselves. *Lyon is present for the big welcome.* [b]Lyon:[/b] Excellent. And welcome to Canada. You're going to love it here. [b]M.W.:[/b] It's a lovely country; yes, indeed. ----------- *Venezuela* [b]Lazaro:[/b] Thanks; bowling is a lifetime sport anybody can play. Its surge in popularity here in Venezuela coincided with me being sworn in as President of the country. Well, technically, I'm the dictator, but I try to approach it like a proper President. In any event, welcome to Venezuela; you'll easily fit in here. ---------------- *Paris, France* *Leonce arrives.* [b]Leonce:[/b] Ah! Hello, Dawn! Welcome to Paris! ------------- *Ankara, Turkiye* *Arslan arrives.* [b]Arslan:[/b] Hi, Jack. I've had my share of ice cream vendors do that same stunt with me. How does it taste? ---------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Chiefs Fan 1:[/b] Ah; it's the Kelce Bowl all over again. [b]Chiefs Fan 2:[/b] First time this happened, they portrayed this as America's Super Bowl, especially with Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce. [b]Chiefs Fan 3:[/b] I just want Mahomes to stop flopping! [b]Eagles Fan 1:[/b] I have a feeling that the Super Bowl party is going down the drain. [b]Eagles Fan 2:[/b] Oh; stop with the negativity! We're here to have a good time! [b]Eagles Fan 1:[/b] Bourbon Street is where the bars are at. The average day there has drunkards in the wee hours of night. Tonight, Bourbon Street will be sloshed with drunkards. [b]Eagles Fan 3:[/b] I'm going to do my best to avoid that street then because this is my first time being in this city. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Nice to see you! I won't have to feel so alone here! [b]Silent Night:[/b] Especially me. Liaanti and I are from Greenland, one of the most isolated countries on Earth. Trump invited us here, because he sees us as Greenland's top diplomats, and wants us to understand the American culture more to help strengthen America's ties with our country. ---------------- *Ankara, Turkiye* [b]Jack:[/b] It tastes excellent! I notice pistachios are popular in ice cream here and the texture is kinda chewy for ice cream. But even that, the overall taste is excellent. [b]Stalker Fox:[/b] They're called dondurma, and we also eat them with forks and knives. [b]Jack:[/b] Oh? *To the ice cream man.* Has Arslan outsmarted any people who do your job? [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] I can't really answer that on their behalf but Arslan is welcome to try his skills and luck against me. If he beats me, the ice cream is on me. [b]Jack:[/b] *To Arslan* You want some ice cream from him? [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] *In Turkish to Arslan* If you beat me under two minutes, it's free! I'll prepare your ice cream first, then I set the timer for you to catch it under two minutes. I know you like chocolate and pistachios first. *The locals record Arslan with their phones anticipating that he will be trying his luck with the ice cream/dondurma man.* ----------- *Paris, France* [b]Dawn:[/b] Thank you, Mr. President. --------------- *Caracas, Venezuela* [b]Mechayote:[/b] Thanks. I'm from Florida, and this country reminds me of home to a degree. --------------- *Washington D.C.* [b]Trump:[/b] *He speaks to Bomber Bear on webcam.* Hello, Bomber Bear! I want to nominate you as my ambassador to Spain to work with Leoncio, because not only can you speak Spanish, you have experience in your leadership as well as counterterrorism experience as an EOD technician from the US Army. You also defected from the F5 Terror Force to join the G-52s. Your superiors in the Army described to me as someone who is deeply loyal to our national interests and follows instructions well. What do you think about this nomination? [b]Bomber Bear's Voice:[/b] [i]I am deeply honored for this offer. I will accept this one.[/i] [b]Trump:[/b] All right! Start packing for your new life as our ambassador to Spain to work with Leoncio then. Good luck! -------------- *Ottawa, Canada* [b]Rainier:[/b] Three bands? Simultaneously? I'm surprised you still have free time. Well then again, I'm not a professional drum major, nor do I have that much experience in it. But, wow... That sounds like a lot of work. ---------------- *Canberra, Australia* *After the wrestling coverage ends, Prime Minister Albanese addresses the rise of Hindutva ideology in India.* [b]Albanese:[/b] Despite global support for Lekhan's administration, attacks on India's Christian community continues. Because of Trump's and Belrose's restrictive immigration policies, we will open the doors to Indian Christians seeking refuge here. We acknowledge that Lekhan is doing his best to stop this, but the seeds of Hindutva extremism has already been planted in India a long time ago, well before Lekhan became Prime Minister. He may be a lion, but he's facing an opposition within his own country far bigger than his supporters. The supporters of Hindutva prefer to remain in India because they want India to be a Hindu majority country with laws against forced religious conversion. While many supporters of Hindutva are okay with keeping the caste system abolished, they still remain extremely discriminative against Indians who are not Hindus. The people of Hindutva will disown their own family members if they marry anyone outside of Hinduism. ------------ *Imphal, Manipur, India* *The state of Manipur declares martial law as soldiers go after the terrorists for burning down mosques and threatening non-Hindus.* [b]Terrorist 1:[/b] *In Hindi* India is a Hindu country! We do not allow the cults outside this land to influence us! [b]Terrorist 2:[/b] *In Hindi* One nation and one religion! If you Christians cannot integrate with us, then get out of India and move to a Christian country! [b]Terrorist 3:[/b] *In Hindi* Australia says their doors are open to Indian Christians. You may want to start packing. [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Hindi* Hey! You can't threaten to rape someone just because they're different from you! [b]Terrorist 4:[/b] *In Hindi* The hijab will come off and Islam will leave India! [b]Terrorist 5:[/b] *In Hindi* Islam can go back to Pakistan! There's no such thing as an Indian Muslim! They're Pakistanis! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Hindi* I'm just inviting newcomers to church! [b]Terrorist 6:[/b] *In Hindi* You want to destroy our lives and history! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Hindi* I just want to spread the word of Christ. [b]Terrorist 6:[/b] *In Hindi* Then go live in Australia then. I'll help you pack! [b]Soldier 1:[/b] *In Hindi* Launch the tear gas! [b]Soldier 2:[/b] *In Hindi* Affirmative! *He throws tear gas grenades to distract the terrorists to make it easier for them to surrender.* [b]Soldier 3:[/b] *In Hindi* Don't let them escape! [b]Soldier 4:[/b] *In Hindi* Enough already! ------------- *Vatican City* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Latin to Leonio.* Christians, including Catholics, are being persecuted in India despite Lekhan and his administration putting in their best efforts to prevent this. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Latin to Leonio.* Prime Minister Albanese is welcoming Indian Christians as immigrants to his country. I think we should help the Australian government out on this one since the world has turned their backs on India since Modi ordered the invasion of Pakistan to annex Kashmir before Lekhan returned the lands back. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Latin* The world's news needs to do more coverage about India's Hindutva violence and the challenges Lekhan and his government faces in trying to stop them. ---------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] Likewise. One day we ought to go to and see your nations. [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] Except right now is not a good time for that. Tourism is virtually down to almost absolute zero because those CNG/IC2 aftereffects that pop up are making humans feel guilty for even leaving their hometowns in the first place. *Mighty Major leads the G-52 Drum and Bugle Corps, which are now taking the field for the national anthem and opening ceremonies. Parkour Panther, Parkour Pooch, and a few performers from COTS (although the circus no longer is in business, Rolf and his performers are now G-52s and/or allies, but simultaneously Drumbums) also enter the suite.* [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] Oh, hello. [b]Rolf/Ringmaster:[/b] Hello. Who have we got here? Our friends from Italy and Greenland? [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] That's who it is. ------------ *Ankara, Turkiye* [b]Arslan:[/b] I don't see why not. *to the ice cream man* Challenge me! --------------- *Paris, France* [b]Leonce:[/b] You're welcome. --------- *Venezeula* [b]Lazaro:[/b] Florida was once home for me, too. It threw me off guard to see all that snowfall it was getting. That never happens! ---------------- *Canada* [b]M.W.:[/b] *me* It is hard work, but believe me, it is very rewarding. I tip my shako (drum major hat) to you for your juggling abilities, though; I say that because our Commander (Super C) had us all watch the review you gave Levi. And I'm just as grateful he made the U-turn for real afterwards. He finally found his real purpose in life: music. -------------------- *Australia* *The Indian Christians arrive per Albanese's instructions. Len is also there to help them get settled.* [b]Len:[/b] Welcome to Australia; you're going to like it so much better. And don't worry; we also drive on the left side of the road just as you do. I heard somebody was worried about that. ------------ *India* *Lekhan helps the Christians escape to safety before announcing he is giving the death penalty to all the terrorists. At one point, he lets out a roar, which doubles up on the effects of the tear gas. Now the terrorists are all terrified.* ---------------- *Vatican City* [b]Leonio the Holy Lion:[/b] *in Latin* Yes; let us do that. India was a much better place 25 years ago than it is now. -------------- *Ankara, Turkiye* [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] *In Turkish* You got it! *He adds the scoops on the cone.* Here's some pistachio, chocolate, banana, and strawberry. Your time starts now! *He sets the timer for two minutes before performing tricks around Arslan with the ice cream on the elongated scoop.* Oh; you were so close! [b]Jack:[/b] Oh my goodness; he's so fast! *The civilians are recording Arslan.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Turkish* There's no way he's going to catch that in one minute! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Turkish* He is unpredictable! ----------------------- *Venezuela* [b]Mechayote:[/b] Especially in Pensacola. The beaches were beautiful and fun. Yet it was surreal, too. --------------- *Canada* [b]Rainier:[/b] I think that will help him to relax a bit, because whatever he's doing right now to better himself, he really needed that. --------------- *Australia* [b]Immigrant 1:[/b] Oh; thank you so much! [b]Immigrant 2:[/b] I'm from the Indian state of Manipur, and that state is up in flames. One of the Hindutva men told me to start packing because of my faith. [b]Immigrant 3:[/b] Imphal is the capital of Manipur and was a safe city until the violence reached it. The airport is chaotic. [b]Immigrant 4:[/b] There's a lot of tribal violence ripping through Manipur since the Meitei tribe were awarded the scheduled tribe status under the Indian government. On top of that, Hindutva gets thrown into the mix where Muslims are targeted. Now us Christians are being told to stop preaching our beliefs in public to non-Christians or face expulsion out of our own homes. [b]Immigrant 5:[/b] They're already attacking churches as we speak. [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Welcome to Australia, and don't worry, you will fit in with us. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Both of our countries are Commonwealth countries so I don't think there's much differences between how we practice Christianity. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Thank goodness you're the immigrants, because you speak English and practice Christianity like we do. You also understand our culture well, so that's good. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] Just be mindful of our environment, since the wild animals here can be mean. -------------------- *India* *The soldiers capture every single terrorist to arrest them for justice.* [b]Soldier 1:[/b] *In Hindi* Good job, everybody! [b]Soldier 2:[/b] *In Hindi* All suspects in custody. [b]Soldier 3:[/b] *In Hindi* Lekhan; you're here! The state of Manipur is a giant mess! It's going to be a long day cleaning this whole thing up. --------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Hello! [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] So right now the opening ceremonies have begun to capture our attention. Before the game begins, the national anthem is performed. For the Super Bowl, they do a coin toss, then the game begins. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Everything looks good so far. Nothing unusual or crazy. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] One would hope it stays that way. But I do need to warn you about this if I have not told you this already: stay away from Bourbon Street today, especially tonight. That street is known for their bars and alcohol, which typically do not mix with the Super Bowl crowd well. That is where most of this city's cops are at along with the C.I.D.F. there. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Sounds like bourbon is quite popular there. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Not just bourbon. They got daiquiris, too. Now I brought this here to show you this for educational purposes. *He holds up a tall plastic cup from Fat Tuesday, a chain store known for their daiquiris and their drive-thru services.* People in New Orleans can be seen drinking frozen daiquiris from these through straws. These are 32 ounce cups right here. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Whoa! That's too much alcohol! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Goodness gracious; why? [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Because the city's food scenes balances this out, especially the fried foods. But yes its a lot of booze. That's why today, and hopefully it stays this way forever, every place that sells alcohol here are required to scan IDs from customers so that they will be registered in the city's alcohol monitoring system where they can't have another boozy drink for the next 24 hours. Officials hope the system works, but as we say here in America these days, people will find a way. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Anything to try to keep the Super Bowl crowd under control is good. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Getting drunk in a crowded public place during a major sporting event sounds like a recipe for disaster. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] It does! That's why we got the C.I.D.F. working overtime here. They even greased the poles in this city too so people can't climb on them. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Our C.I.D.F. agents are more concerned about polar bears wandering into our towns and cities than sporting events. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] It seems sporting events in Italy require our C.I.D.F.'s attention the most. [b]Chiefs Fan 1:[/b] I just hope the band performing our national anthem before the game begins remind all of us that we are Americans together and that sports is not worth losing one's sanity over. [b]Eagles Fan 1:[/b] Who cares? I think your team is going to win and we all know why. [b]Chiefs Fan 2:[/b] I know I don't like to stereotype, but please keep your fellow fans in check where they aren't name-calling our fans. [b]Eagles Fan 2:[/b] We'll do our best to make sure they don't fly off the handle then. ------------- *Ankara, Turkiye* [b]Arslan:[/b] Wow; you're good at this. *It takes about 90 seconds, but Arslan does manage to outsmart the ice cream man.* [b]Arslan:[/b] Gotcha! --------------- *Venezuela* [b]Lazaro:[/b] I'm glad to hear that. I do love me some down time at the beach when my schedule permits it. Most of the time, though, I bowl. ---------------- *Canada* [b]M.W.:[/b] *me* I do hope so. *I show Rainier some photos of the three marching bands I lead. The signature one is my showoff band (think college football halftime show), another is a military-style band, and a third is a pipe and drum band (bagpipes).* ------------- *India* [b]Lekhan:[/b] *in Hindi* You can say that again. All the cleanup duty is on these idiots who wrongly drove our innocents out of the country. They fled all the way to Australia, and they're not coming back. --------------- *NO, LA, USA* *The national anthem is performed. Note that the Patriotic Pounder does the military salute because that is part of his wrestling image, but everybody's eyes are on the band and the flag. At the end, a flyover happens.* --------------- *WC, KS, USA* *Leo, Tom, Judge Marcus, and some others watch the game from Leo's backyard with an outdoor TV. During the commercial breaks and halftime show, where he'd mute the TV, the Snare Soldier and his Drumbum Rats play drum cadences. Elsewhere, Cripto and his rock band watch the game from his basement.* [b]J.P.:[/b] I'm sorry it didn't go the way you wanted it to go. I know you were rooting hard for the Detroit Lions. [b]Cripto:[/b] Well, you can't have everything. If the Chiefs don't pull off this and make it three in a row, the media will never forgive them for it. [b]Sam:[/b] Well, that's on them. ------------ *Ankara, Turkiye* *The crowd cheers wildly.* [b]Ice Cream Man:[/b] That was actually good, my friend! Congratulations! [b]Jack:[/b] You finally got your treat under two minutes! -------------------- *Venezuela* [b]Mechayote:[/b] I hear the city of Maracaibo here is incredibly gorgeous. ------------------ *Canada* [b]Rainier:[/b] Dude; that is impressive! ---------------- *India* [b]Soldier 3:[/b] *In Hindi* If this doesn't get stopped soon, then our people will have to build museums dedicated to Christian history in Manipur so that visitors can be reminded of how Christianity reached its way here. [b]Soldier 4:[/b] *In Hindi* A lot of that was done by the British too so remember that. ------------------ *NO, LA, USA* *The game finally begins.* [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] All right, now the game has begun and we're going to introduce you to more food about Louisiana. In many other states, people eat chicken wings during sports. But here, they have these. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Oh, wow; they smell so good! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Whatever those are, they have to be good! I can smell the seasonings as well. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Why yes! They're fried frog legs and alligator. [b]Silent Night and Silent Cat:[/b] Frog legs and fried alligator?! *G-52 communicators buzz and flash red, white, and green for Silent Cat, and then red and green, for Silent Night, for breaking the "Don't knock it until you try it!" rule.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] *She carefully puts her fried frog legs back on her plate.* Uhm... Why? [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Ask the French about that one since they figured out how to turn them into good. We Americans just went along with it. Knowing the French, they know how to make good food. The frog legs taste like chicken, at the minimum, but many people who tried them claim they're better than chicken.* [b]Silent Cat:[/b] You're an alligator. Are you not disturbed by this? [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Not really and yes, we do have alligator farms. People make leather from them and use their meat as food. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I'm Italian, and we typically see the French as our rivals. I knew they were nuts! [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] They may seem that way but whatever they did, they knew exactly what they were doing. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Great... Because I freaked out over two dishes, I have to either pay the Greenlandic or Danish equivalent to $100 USD, since it's usually $50 per dish, or I have to eat them. Frogs... The only thing I know about frogs is how according to the Bible, frogs are seen as unsanitary and are mentioned as part of one of the Ten Plagues of Egypt. I don't think we have frogs in Greenland. And fried alligator... It's not going to taste weird, would it? [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] The frogs here are much different though. God created different types of frogs. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I will eat the frog legs after Liaanti eats them first because I'm scared. Nobody told me the Americans eat this stuff. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] We do here and some states. It's not bad at all. And why are you scared? America is the best country in the world and the food here is perfectly safe to eat. You will be fine. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I think we should try the fried alligator first. It feels great. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Well, eat it then! And please relax! It's not bad or weird at all! *Silent Night and Silent Cat nervously try the fried alligator together. Once they realize how they taste, they suddenly relax and enjoy them.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] Way better than fish and chips! Tastes like catfish but the meat is firmer so it doesn't fall apart! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Oh; thank goodness! It's amazing! [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] We have you two on video trying them, too. See? You two were freaking out over nothing! [b]Silent Night:[/b] I can see why this is served with fries to imitate fish and chips from the UK but you Americans make them way better! Nothing personal against the British but this is extremely amazing! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Now this, I approve! [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Now let's try the frog legs. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Liaanti, can you eat the frog legs first please? I want to see what you think of this before I take my turn on this. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Yes, I would rather have you be the first to try them before we do. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] They taste just like chicken! Trust me! They might be better than chicken! Now that you tried the alligator, you can eat the frog legs or pay the equivalent to $50 USD. [b]Silent Night:[/b] The Greenlandic equivalent of $50 USD sounds like a lot to me. *The fans and crowds are watching a live video of Silent Night and Silent Cat.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] See? That fried alligator wasn't so bad, was it? [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Now eat the frog legs! [b]Crowds:[/b] Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! ------------ [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] How it got leaked, I don't know, but this video was shown on the jumbotron, and it was disrupting the opening ceremonies. Thus, Silent Cat had to pay the penalty not just via a livestream on the internet, but on live American television. ------------- *Paris, France* [b]Dawn:[/b] *Her phone gets notification about Silent Night and Silent Cat.* Just eat the fried frog legs! You will love them more than you think! I tried them and as an American, it's one of the best dishes in the country! --------- *Ankara, Turkiye* [b]Arslan:[/b] I thank you for making it a lot of fun. *He eats his ice cream.* Delicious. ---------------- *Venezuela* [b]Lazaro:[/b] Oh, yes. Absolutely. It's one of my favorite places to visit. *The two then learn about Silent Cat and Silent Night having to eat the frog legs.* [b]Lazaro:[/b] Frog legs and fried alligator? Is that normal in that part of the country? I don't think I've been to New Orleans. I'm mainly familiar with Miami and the surrounding areas. ----------- *Canada* [b]M.W.:[/b] *me* Yes; thank you so much! *I check and its safe.* Note that the green ones are our standard uniforms; the white uniforms you see here were actually gifts to us from the white kitten (Zanta). ---------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Liaanti:[/b] I'll try it. *to Silent Cat* How many times have you broken that rule now? Not to mention you disrupted the opening ceremonies because all the people can see you on the jumbotron now. Stop sabotaging yourself. *He eats it.* Actually very good. My compliments to the chefs. *He then eats the frog legs.* Likewise for that. *He takes a sip of water.* *The G-52 Drum and Bugle Corps still promptly exit the field. The disruption has also stalled the players from taking the field, but nobody is cross about it.* ---------------- *WC, KS, USA* [b]Super C:[/b] Why am I not surprised? *He sends a message to Silent Cat.* [b]Super C's message:[/b] [i]How many times have you violated this rule now? I've lost count! On the other hand, you're at least trying the foods. All videos of you doing this go viral; each one has no less than 100 million views on YouTube now. But I would quit sabotaging myself if I were you.[/i] ------------- *Venezuela* [b]Mechayote:[/b] They're normal there and they're delicious! If you ever visit Louisiana, you have to try the fried frog legs and fried alligator. You will be blown away by them. I'm sure your American parallel can confirm this too. ------------------ *Canada* [b]Rainier:[/b] The white ones look heavenly. If the Vatican City were to employ their own marching bands, their uniforms would look something like that. --------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Silent Night:[/b] He said the frog legs are good. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Together! One, two, three! *Silent Cat and Silent Night eat the frog legs together and suddenly enjoys them.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] Wow! They are way better than chicken! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] It's extremely good! Mine is lemon pepper flavored. What did you get? [b]Silent Night:[/b] Cajun. I would like another one in lemon pepper please. *The crowd cheers for Silent Cat and Silent Night.* [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] I thought you two didn't like them. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I don't think we specifically said that, but, whatever. I would like another one please. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Help yourselves! *Silent Cat and Silent Night get more frog legs to eat.* [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Nothing personal against my country or Leonardo, but these fried frog legs are way better than the fried chicken we have back in Italy. There's more meat and less bone on this but more flavor and juiciness. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] See? What did I tell ya? You were panicking over nothing! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Now I see why they're so popular here. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I don't think we'll ever have anything that good in Greenland. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] All this anxiety over nothing! Rule 7 of the G-52 Code of Conduct states there's nothing to fear and that the G-52s are to expect the unexpected. Now look at you two! You're enjoying this like our locals here! [b]Silent Night:[/b] Thank goodness we're in this part of America to see more of this. I'm going to miss this once I return to Greenland. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I will miss fried frog legs and alligator after this. This has surpassed my expectations. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] The Chiefs are from Kansas City, and Kansas City is a pretty unique part of America in the culinary world. So, what we have here are called burnt ends. The brisket ones are here, which is the original version, and we have the pork belly version of burnt ends here. Give them a try. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *She pokes her brisket burnt end with a fork.* I don't like the name, but it smells good and it looks juicy and tender. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] They're called burnt ends because these meats are cooked in slow smokers and the ends are removed because of their appearance. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *She eats the brisket and pork belly burnt ends.* Oh, wow. Silent Cat, you will love these! [b]Silent Cat:[/b] *He eats his burnt ends.* Oh my goodness! That's way better than they look! [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Football food! This is the kind of food we eat on game day, especially during the Super Bowl! [b]Silent Night:[/b] Bar food in other countries don't seem they can stack up against this. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] For once, the world's best country knows how to make some of the world's best food! I really was freaking out over nothing with the frog legs and fried alligator. You couldn't even tell they were that because they're deep fried in a lovely batter of their own. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] See? It wasn't so bad! [b]Silent Night:[/b] Good to know that American cuisine is way more diverse than just burgers, fries, and fried chicken. That was quite a learning experience. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I don't know how you come up with these crazy dishes with crazy names but make them taste so good. But America's diversity is reflected in their culinary scene. But now I can see why you claim that food here is the best in all of America. Everything makes sense now. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Now you know. So, who do you think will win? [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I would love for the Eagles to win, but from what it sounds like, it's the Chiefs. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Chiefs for me. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Lets just hope nobody loses their minds today. At the end of the day, it's just a game. ------------------ *Washington, D.C.* [b]Vance:[/b] Mr. President, we found two equally qualified candidates for ambassador to South Africa because Letsego the Adventurous Lion is president of that country. South Africa produces advanced heavy-duty military hardware that are beneficial for us. Both candidates seem like they can convince Letsego to order his country's military companies to build more of their factories in our country to supply our troops more. The more access we have to their military technologies, the better, and knowing Letsego, he will be more than happy to give us full access to his country's military technologies. [b]Trump:[/b] Snare Soldier and Turbo Tiger... [b]Vance:[/b] One is a five-star general and the other is a former president of an entire planet. [b]Trump:[/b] Hmm... I'm going with the tiger since he has more negotiation, business, and diplomatic experience. *He uses his webcam chat to contact Turbo Tiger.* Hello there; is this Turbo Tiger? This is President Trump speaking. I was looking at your background and my administration has determined that you are a perfect fit as our ambassador to South Africa because Letsego the Adventurous Lion is the president there. South Africa produces advanced heavy-duty and armor-piercing military hardware that are beneficial for our country. Knowing Letsego, he would be more than happy to give us full access to his country's military technologies. However, we need someone who can convince him why we want every single one of his military companies to build more factories in our country to not only supply our troops with, but also provide more jobs to our people. We think you can be the one to easily convince him about this for not only us, but for global peace and security. Would you like to be our ambassador there? [b]Vance:[/b] Forgot to mention that South Africa produces space equipment as well, which would benefit us if they build their factories in our country. ------------ *Venezuela* [b]Lazaro:[/b] I'll bear that in mind. -------------- *Canada* [b]M.W.:[/b] I agree. -------------- *NO, LA, USA* *The players are finally able to take the field, starting with the Eagles, and then the Chiefs. The costumed mascots are there to run out with them, but the real Swoop and KC Wolf are not present.* [b]Liaanti:[/b] As long as nobody riots in the end. -------------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Trump's Advisor 1:[/b] Good call. Snare Soldier founded the Drumbum organization, and he's busy enough as it is running that. He would have rejected it. [b]Turbo Tiger's voice:[/b] [i]Not the job offer I was expecting, but ever since my career in drag racing came to a crashing halt (figuratively, not literally, of course), I have had trouble finding work. My career on this earth as a drag racer, I should say. I was in the pro stock division. Hopefully the background I have as the President of Bengalia before its untimely demise will also help with this ambassador position. You have yourself a deal.[/i] --------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Trump:[/b] Excellent! See you in South Africa soon. -------------------- *Pretoria, South Africa* [b]Letsego's Advisor 1:[/b] Letsego! The Americans have chosen a G-52 as their ambassador here for us. [b]Letsego's Advisor 2:[/b] An excellent choice! Trump expects full cooperation from us with his country. [b]Politician 1:[/b] We like to recommend Justice Jackal as our ambassador to the United States and Psychoyena as our ambassador to Canada. Majoni is our ambassador to the United Nations already. [b]Politician 2:[/b] We cannot find better choices for these positions. ------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Especially Philadelphia if their team decides to win. The first time they won a Super Bowl, they burned their own city down and looted the stores. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Even our hooligans wouldn't do such a thing. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] That year when the Eagles won their first Super Bowl, nobody had any form of self-control. They climbed poles, jumped off of buildings into awnings, jumped on parked cars, you name it, they had them. Insurance workers suffered massive headaches from handling the paperwork, so many of them took vacations after that. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I can only imagine how overwhelmed the hospitals were at the time. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] The city's police had no choice but to act as additional security staff in them because it was too dangerous to engage in crowd control, even with riot gear. So, they had to let things take their course and wait for the C.I.D.F. and the Pennsylvania National Guard to stop the rioting. The rioters had already destroyed their police cars for the most part at the time. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Good heavens... It sounds like the city has a taste of the underworld from that. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] I think the underworld is worse than that. If you want just a slight taste of the underworld these days, just go on vacation in Macao, where there's giant casinos on every block with the most garish of lighting and colors. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I'm sure the people of Macao are far calmer than the Super Bowl crowd here. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] If only the same could be said of tourists and suspicious foreigners in Macao. Animal smuggling is one of the common crimes that happens in Macao. There's plenty of C.I.D.F. working there for a reason. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] I'd imagine it's a place where stolen goods are smuggled into a lot. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Plenty of that galore there. Just because things look chill in Macao doesn't mean the police don't have a lot to do there. In fact, they got plenty to do every day there. If you were to ask a cop in Macao what their average day is like, they will tell you a lot. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Meanwhile back in Greenland, asides from stopping animal smuggling, we also have to watch out for polar bears. Other than that, we're a very calm and chill country. --------------- *Washington, D.C., USA* [b]Turbo Tiger's voice:[/b] [i]Thank you.[/i] --------------- *South Africa* [b]Letsego:[/b] I'll let the two know you made those recommendations. It could not come at a better time; so many G-52s are ending up in these positions because they can't seem to find work otherwise. In exchange for Justice Jackal and Psychohyena, they're sending us Turbo Tiger, who has had an interesting career mix; he was Bengalia's last President before CNG forced them all to evacuate (because it destroyed the planet as punishment for keeping up with the modern times instead of staying so far behind for morality's sake, which is what Kriegland was doing). Then he was a race car driver for a long time. Now he's doing this. *He sends messages to Justice Jackal and Psychohyena; Justice Jackal replies back first and says he'll accept the position. He waits for Psychohyena's response.* ---------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] We'll remember that if ever we visit the country. [b]Liaanti:[/b] You have to bear in mind where we are geographically. We extend into the Arctic Circle, so of course we'll have polar bears. Many anthro polar bears also serve our country as Drumbums, believe it or not. [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] I believe that. They're the fastest-growing of all major organizations out there. ------------ *South Africa* [b]Psychoyena:[/b] I will proudly accept this role as South Africa's ambassador to Canada. --------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Silent Night:[/b] We also have arctic foxes, where they are known to snitch stuff from campers and fishermen if they're not watching their stuff. Sometimes, the C.I.D.F. gets called in to retrieve their belongings from wildlife like that. As cute and fluffy arctic foxes may be, they're very nippy too. We also have seals, and as common sense would dictate, they're wild animals and should not be petted. You can look but you cannot touch. You don't even know if the seal is going to bite you quickly for that. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Sounds like the state of Alaska has a similar environment, even though they're greener than Greenland. [b]Silent Night:[/b] About so, but there's far more resources there than in Greenland. We're also just next to Canada. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] The Drumbums are very talented. Ours in Italy tend to have Roman-themed uniforms to reflect our past as the Roman Empire. ------------ *Sakura City, Japan* *Zax watches a marching band of anthro shiba inus training pet shiba inus in front of their owners.* [b]Shiba Inu Band Musician 1:[/b] *In Japanese* Just let your dogs go and let them act out in their own ways. [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Japanese* Mine likes to smash his rear on other dogs. Are you sure about this? [b]Shiba Inu Band Musician 2:[/b] *In Japanese* So? Let them! Just let them act out in their own ways. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Japanese* Mine is very aloof and stubborn. [b]Shiba Inu Band Musician 3:[/b] *In Japanese* One, two, three! Let them go! *The civilians release their shiba inus as they act out in their own typical ways. Some of the dogs decide to be lazy while others just growl at each other to show dominance. Some even spin around to hit their rears on their faces to show dominance, all of which are typical behaviors of the shiba inu.* [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* In America, this would be a headache for owners. *The shiba inu musicians beat their snare drums as the dogs suddenly stop and line up in a circle as the band surrounds them. Once the dog sits and obeys, they reward them with dog treats.* [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Japanese* That's it? [b]Shiba Inu Band Musician 4:[/b] *In Japanese* That's it. As stubborn and aloof this breed may be, nothing is impossible. You just have to keep promoting positive behaviors. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Japanese* My dog screams in the vet office. [b]Shiba Inu Band Musician 4:[/b] *In Japanese* That's typical and they are familiar with this. Just keep reinforcing good behavior. *A random shiba inu barks at Zax.* [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* Expo 2025 in Osaka? I won't forget that! *The dog barks at him again.* Oh? Oh right. As America's ambassador to Japan, I can enjoy many things across this country, including Chishima, formerly known as the Kuril Islands. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] *In Japanese to the dog barking at Zax.* Hey! Get back here! *His dog comes back to him before he apologizes to Zax.* My apologies. [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* No need to apologize. I'm just here to watch how the marching band trains your dogs. I'm just a spectator. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] *In Japanese* But you're America's ambassador here for Trump. [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* Yes, but with how stable the world has become these days, I like to relax and see what this country has more. Ryo and I get along well. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] *In Japanese* I see. *When his dog sits down as he pulls on the leash to get him to move, he decides to pick up his dog instead.* Ugh you're so stubborn! ------------ *Daegu, Korea* [b]Juno:[/b] *He enters a convenience store and tries to figure things out.* Okay. Plastic cups of ice, and you buy your own ingredients to make your own drinks? A little help here? [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Oh? You're Trump's ambassador here. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] That's how you do it. Buy your own ingredients with the cup of ice then make your own drink. [b]Juno:[/b] I think I'll go with this box of coffee and this box of milk. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] That's a good choice. [b]Juno:[/b] *He buys his ingredients before pouring some coffee and milk together in his plastic cup of ice before drinking it through a straw.* Wow, it's really good, but, my goodness; they make you work for your own drinks. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] The only person who can make you the most refreshing drink is you. Nobody else knows you like you. True luxury is making it your own. [b]Juno:[/b] Then that means Kyu is enjoying true luxury because only he knows what's best for himself. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Exactly! Also, you're American, where you value individualism a lot. [b]Juno:[/b] Man; it's so quiet here despite being full of people. Very clean and neat environment. The stores are very cute. *He stops by at the stadium to inspect it.* Huh? No guards? I just walk in like this? [b]Civilian 4:[/b] What guards? Are you talking about the C.I.D.F.? They have more important things to do than just being stationary in one place. [b]Juno:[/b] Wow... It's safe here where I can go to this stadium alone and not worry about anything. Back in America, there's always police in the stadiums, even on the off-days where events aren't held. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] Oh? That's interesting. [b]Juno:[/b] Preventative measures, that's why. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] We have surveillance cameras here, but that's about it. But yes, we are a very safe country. -------- *South Africa* [b]Letsego:[/b] Excellent! ----------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] Wow; you do learn something every day. [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] Yes, you do. I never cared for the circus, but in the days of my youth, I do remember seeing ads for one that featured trained seals as the headliner act. Today, nobody does that. [b]Parkour Pooch:[/b] Our thanks to Leo for that one. ----------------------- *Japan* *Ryo arrives for one of his duties, and the dogs all suddenly obey their owners.* [b]Ryo:[/b] *in Japanese to himself* And I didn't even have to say a word. *to Zax* How are you enjoying everything so far? -------------- *Korea* *Kyu visits a convenience store near his home and buys his own drink in the same way.* ---------- *Japan* [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* I'm loving everything so far! As for the shibas, they're something else. [b]Neon Blade:[/b] *In Japanese* You'll get used to them. [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* My boyfriend, Juno, is a veterinarian, currently ambassador to Korea, has worked with shibas before. He said that as difficult as they may seem, it's not impossible to work with them. In fact, their dramatic behavior in the vet clinic is more comical than anything. [b]Neon Blade:[/b] *In Japanese* Same for groomers, too, but they're very independent dogs, so they can be that way. *His communicator beeps and watches a video of Silent Cat and Silent Night trying fried frog legs and fried alligator in New Orleans.* Have you tried fried frog legs and fried alligator? [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* Yes, I have, and they're delicious! They're more popular than fried chicken and chicken wings in the state of Louisiana! At least they get to try those dishes. [b]Neon Blade:[/b] *In Japanese* I didn't know Americans ate those. [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* Louisiana is its own culinary world and has its own charm. Texas has a lot of folks from Louisiana. --------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Silent Night:[/b] Circus animals are a thing of the past because of the unhealthy amounts of stress they go through by their trainers to get them to do tricks on command. It's worse for aquatic animals. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] In Germany, they use lighting drones to simulate the circus animals in their performances instead. *He looks at the news on one of the monitors.* 2,000 police in tactical gear? [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Trust me on this one; it's necessary here. They're out there like that because not just because of the Super Bowl and their fans, but also, we have Bourbon Street. And that's not even mentioning the C.I.D.F. providing reinforcements here. [b]Silent Night:[/b] 2,000 police in tactical gear sounds like a lot. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Again, it is preventative measures here. -------------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Trump:[/b] *He speaks to Tech Wolf on webcam.* Hello there! How would you like to be my ambassador to Georgia since Levan the Kartvelian Lion is their Prime Minister? [b]Tech Wolf's Voice:[/b] [i]I am honored to accept this position. Will my wife, Cyber Woman, be with me?[/i] [b]Trump:[/b] Sure; you can bring her along. --------------- *Italy* *There are civilians watching videos of Silent Cat trying pasta jambalaya, fried frog legs, and fried alligator.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Italian* He likes them? If it's that good, I should try them if I visit that part of America! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Italian* The idea of eating fried frog legs sounds repulsive to me, but if he says they taste better than our fried chicken, I will be down for that! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Italian* Fried alligator? I didn't know the Americans were that weird. [b]Mad Marcher:[/b] *In Italian* Yet some Americans find it weird that in Naples, pizzas are meant to be served whole to one person, where they will cut with a fork and knife. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Italian* Where did they learn to fry alligator meat as food? [b]Mad Marcher:[/b] *In Italian* French colonists in Louisiana. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Italian* Our rivals... Surely the Americans would favor us more over them! [b]Mad Marcher:[/b] *In Italian* Keep the rivalry comments down. Leonardo has to deal with stuff like this day in and day out despite this being a part of daily life in Italy. -------------- *France* *Some civilians watch videos of Silent Cat trying food too.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In French* See? There was no need to overreact! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In French* We taught those Americans those dishes so you should be grateful that you tried those dishes. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In French* I would much appreciate it if Silent Cat would stop flipping out over food left and right like that. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] *In French* Way better than whoever in America decided that cinnamon rolls can be dipped in chili. ------------ *Japan* [b]Ryo:[/b] *in Japanese* Frog legs and fried alligator? Interesting. It certainly shows anything is possible. ------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] I didn't know they did that either. I mean about the drones simulating performances. [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] Neither did I. [b]Parkour Panther:[/b] And you can see the sheer amount of C.I.D.F. soldiers helping those 2,000 police officers. That will reinforce good behavior. ---------------- *France* [b]Leonce:[/b] *in French* I agree. Do note that same policy applies to all the G-52s and their allies (myself included), but most of the time, it's just him. -------------- *KC, MO, USA* *There are at least 2 million C.I.D.F. soldiers on patrol so that nobody does anything rash.* -------------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* *By contrast, there are well over 8 million C.I.D.F. soldiers on patrol so that nobody riots or does anything rash. Some of them explain the CNG/IC2 aftereffects to the civilians.* [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 1:[/b] No; we're not here to make you regret everything you ever did. That's just the supernatural trying to toy with you. [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 2:[/b] CNG and IC2 may be dead, but you can see how powerful they were because these aftereffects, we have discovered, will take tens of thousands of years to wear off. [b]Civilian 1:[/b] So we're stuck with the curse until the day God decides Jesus will return to our world and set everything straight? [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 3:[/b] Yes; I'm afraid so. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Will the Lord let the earth live that long? [b]Civilian 3:[/b] No idea. But you can breathe easy; God's story has a happy ending. Just read the book of Revelation and you'll get the happy ending. *Civilian 2 suddenly feels the Holy Spirit tugging at her heart.* [b]Civilian 2:[/b] I've been doing it on my own too long. I need Jesus. Can you help me find a new life in Jesus? [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Absolutely. All you have to do is pray this simple prayer. *Civilian 3 helps Civilian 2 pray the prayer of salvation and become a Christian. Even the C.I.D.F. are applauding her afterwards.* [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 1:[/b] Trust us; that's the best decision you'll ever make in your life. ----------------- *Japan* [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* That's America these days, where anything is indeed possible. After all, we did have heavy snow down the beaches near the American gulf coast. ------------ *NO, LA, USA* [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] This isn't even mentioning how many ambulances we have on standby just in case things go south. [b]Chiefs Fan 1:[/b] Dang it, Mahomes! Stop flopping like an idiot! [b]Chiefs Fan 2:[/b] Dude, come on! [b]Eagles Fan 1:[/b] We'll have to keep cheering for our team since they're doing their best! [b]Eagles Fan 2:[/b] Here we go again. ------------ *KC, MO, USA* *Police are seen applying grease on the poles so nobody can climb on them.* [b]Police 1:[/b] All right; that should do it! [b]Police 2:[/b] This should help prevent any potential fall accidents in case someone decides to try to climb on them. ------------- *Japan* [b]Ryo:[/b] *in Japanese* Very true. What upset me most was seeing your beloved state of California go up in flames, so immediately I called for my people (and the Diet) to send support. ------------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] You'd see just as ambulances at one of our wrestling matches in case something else goes wrong. [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] Even though what we do is, we admit, scripted, there is nothing scripted about getting hurt. Sometimes wrestlers will still break their back or separate their shoulders. [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] We're lucky never to have gotten hurt, but I once got awfully close to one. As a result, I made the heel-face turn that I did. ------- *KC, MO, USA* [b]KC Wolf:[/b] Yes; thank you. You never know when someone stupid is going to do something stupid. -------------- *Japan* [b]Zax:[/b] *In Japanese* Seeing that your companies have invested a lot in California, we thank you for your support. [b]Ryo:[/b] *in Japanese* Our pleasure. ----------------- -------------- *NO, LA, USA* *Later at halftime, the score reads 0-24, in favor of the Eagles winning at the moment.* [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] If the people in Philadelphia riot and destroy their city because their team won, I will not be going there, since I will be needed here to support the local authorities, especially on Bourbon Street. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] Then we'll just go back to our suites and prepare for our trips home. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I can see why Leo the Patriotic Lion decided not to attend this game. -------------------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* *Some of the civilians get nervous about rabid Eagles fans rioting if their team wins the Super Bowl again.* [b]Nurse 1:[/b] All hospitals are on triage in case those stupid fans decide to riot again. [b]Nurse 2:[/b] I wanted to be off, but I got called in because of this potential situation. [b]Nurse 3:[/b] Welcome to working for a hospital in Philadelphia, where your sports celebrations will always be at work like this. [b]Nurse 4:[/b] 8 million C.I.D.F. agents... Do we have some assisting our security guards, too? [b]Nurse 5:[/b] Absolutely! ------------------ *Stockholm, Sweden* [b]Konrad:[/b] It's a good thing I'm still the ambassador to Sweden, because I can make the comment that if Philadelphia's idiots riot again, the city is going to look like it was pillaged and raided by actual Vikings, and poor Lennart has to hear those comments again. [b]American Embassy Staff 1:[/b] As someone who's been to Philly before, their fans are absolutely vile! [b]American Embassy Staff 2:[/b] And here I am praying for Swoop because if his team wins, we all know what's going to happen next. [b]Konrad:[/b] Pennsylvania has the highest number of federal prisons in America. Trump wants all of America's prison systems to enforce similar punishments and sentences like that of Algeria under Lakhdar, because the mess you make is the mess you will clean up than to have insurance companies pay the damages. In exchange for excellent and free healthcare services paid by the taxpayers, they must give back in return. So if they riot, they're going to spend years fixing up and maintaining Philadelphia. [b]American Embassy Staff 3:[/b] It's a good thing prison jumpsuits have QR codes on the back making it even harder for prisoners to escape. [b]American Embassy Staff 4:[/b] If they riot, there's going to be a lot of people in work uniforms since in Algeria under Lakhdar, prisoners who are released through work release programs work in jobs that require uniforms for a company. [b]Konrad:[/b] Basically the jobs are chosen for the prisoners based on their crimes to make up for their acts. For example, property destruction warrants jobs in construction to help clean up and repair the damage. ----------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] I just hope there is no rioting, period. [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] I can sort, but not really, understand the rioting because they're angry over losing the game. But rioting because their side won? That defies explanation. [b]Parkour Panther:[/b] There are at least 8 million C.I.D.F. soldiers in Philly right now. The city knows better. The city also knows better than to be scared stiff of the C.I.D.F., but that's another story. [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] Well, I guess the Chiefs are getting what they deserve. They haven't scored yet. The whole postseason was full of plot twists; all the ones with the best records fall short at the last hurdle. --------------- *Sweden* [b]Lennart:[/b] I have heard many stories about them rioting when they win. When they lose, the people still riot! ----------- *WC, KS, USA* [b]Chiefs Fan 1:[/b] The Chiefs haven't scored yet. I guess they're getting what they deserve. [b]Chiefs Fan 2:[/b] The whole postseason has been like that. The Detroit Lions were doing so well, and they got beaten at the last minute. The Chiefs won more games than they should have won, sometimes just by dumb luck, and sometimes because the referee got it wrong. [b]Chiefs Fan 3:[/b] And we saw the result of that: the NFL fired all those people, and now the referee staff is predominately Bengalian. --------------- *Sweden* [b]Konrad:[/b] Yeah. Nobody knows how that makes any sense. ------------------- *NO, LA, USA* *Later, the Chiefs are 22-40 against the Eagles.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] Now they're finally catching up. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] But from the looks of it, the Eagles have a strong chance of winning. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] Something tells me Bourbon Street is going to be a disaster after this. It's already crowded up to the shoulders and several restaurants and bars there are above maximum capacity leading the C.I.D.F. to act as store guards to make sure no store is above maximum capacity. This is also how the risk of a building fire increases and when that happens, the most crowded areas catch fire the fastest. You may notice several fire trucks are out on the streets. ------------ --------------- *Later, the Super Bowl ends with the Eagles winning, 40-22. Much to everybody's surprise, there's no rioting in New Orleans. However, there are some cases of public intoxication on Bourbon Street, which is expected at the minimum.* --------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Police 1:[/b] Sir, I need you to put your hands behind your back. [b]Police 2:[/b] You have had too much to drink. [b]Silent Cat:[/b] And my prediction has come true. As for the city of Philadelphia, I don't want to look. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Me neither. Let the Americans handle this first. [b]Gatling Gator:[/b] *He visits Bourbon Street and is surprised by how the crowd is handled.* Impressive despite the expected public intoxication cases. Someone has to be smuggling alcohol around here to bypass the alcohol consumption detection system. --------- [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Our wish at least came true for New Orleans, but we only got one out of three. In Kansas City and in Philadelphia, people were rioting. ----------------- *KC, MO, USA* *Tempers flare up from rabid Chiefs and Taylor Swift fans as they toss their shirts and other merchandise into bonfires.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Dude! What are you doing?! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Let me get my phone! I've got to record this! *She grabs her phone and starts filming; she subsequently uploads the video to YouTube.* [b]Rabid Chiefs Fan 1:[/b] [BLEEP] Mahomes! He can kiss my [BLEEP]! *He takes off his Mahomes jersey and throws it into a bonfire.* [b]Rabid Chiefs Fan 2:[/b] Mahomes, you talentless [BLEEP]! *He grabs a baseball bat and strikes a Mahomes memorabilia with it as it crashes through a window and hits someone's house.* [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Hey! Something just hit my house! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] Excuse me! I'm trying to get ready for sleep! [b]Civilian 5:[/b] Hey! What are you doing? *Her 7-year-old daughter starts crying.* [b]Civilian 6:[/b] Ouch! My ears! [b]Rabid Taylor Swift Fan 1:[/b] She's garbage! Maybe Furry Fury does deserve all of America's respect. *She throws her Taylor Swift shirts into a bonfire.* [b]Rabid Taylor Swift Fan 2:[/b] I can't believe I wasted so much money on her tickets! [b]Rabid Taylor Swift Fan 3:[/b] Taylor Swift, you are the weakest link! Goodbye! [b]Civilian 6:[/b] You're such drama queens! Grow up! [b]Rabid Chiefs Fan 3:[/b] Dirty [BLEEP] cheating Chiefs! You [BLEEP] me over! I even bet a thousand dollars on you and I lost them all! Go eat a bag of [BLEEP]! [b]Civilian 7:[/b] Hey; watch your language! I have kids sleeping, for they have to go to school tomorrow! [b]Rabid Chiefs Fan 4:[/b] *He throws all of his Chiefs memorabilia into a pile in his backyard before pouring gasoline on it. He then sets the whole thing on fire.* [BLEEP] Mahomes! [b]Civilian 8:[/b] Dude; put the fire out! [b]Rabid Chiefs Fan 4:[/b] Fine! I'll put it out when I [BLEEP] on it! [b]Civilian 8:[/b] Please, not out in public view like this! ---------------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* *The city celebrates, but as expected, the worst starts to happen when rabid fans start setting bonfires and attempting to climb on poles despite them being greased to prevent that. Some fans have taken it further by climbing on trees, some even climbing on them to try to climb on the traffic lights, despite them being greased to, causing some of them to fall to their injuries as ambulance are rushed in to take in the injured fans.* [b]Police 1:[/b] Here we go again! [b]Police 2:[/b] If you loot, we will shoot! [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 1:[/b] *He hurls a brick to break a store's window open but the window is made from bulletproof glass, which deflects the brick. He gets shot by the police anyways.* Ow! *He lays in pain as an ambulance comes to his aid.* [b]Police 3:[/b] I warned you! [b]Police 4:[/b] Oh, no, no, no, no! They're on my car! [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 2:[/b] *Jumps up and down on a police car while waving the Eagles banner.* Fly Eagles fly! [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Hey; get down from there! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Oh; you're going to jail for this! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *He nearly escapes from a bar as it gets swarmed with rabid Eagles fans, causing a crowd crush in it.* Help! There's people rushing in here and getting drunk! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] I see bonfires! [b]Civilian 5:[/b] What the...?! Someone managed to break into a store despite the windows being bulletproof? [b]Civilian 6:[/b] Oh, no; they're looting! We've got to get out of here! [b]Civilian 7:[/b] That does it! I'm moving to Canada! [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 3:[/b] *He steals some Eagles merch from a store.* We have our second Super Bowl! [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 4:[/b] Yeah; take that, Chiefs! *He throws stolen Chiefs merchandise into a pile on the streets before pouring gasoline on it.* [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 5:[/b] Here's Mahomes' dreams going up in flames! *He lights the pile of Chiefs merchandise into flames with a lighter.* [b]Police 5:[/b] That does it! Start shooting! [b]Police 6:[/b] *He fires his FN SC compact assault rifle at the looters.* Stop looting! [b]Civilian 7:[/b] Oh, goodness, no! This city is starting to look like it's being raided by actual Viking warriors all over again! [b]Civilian 8:[/b] Philadelphia is up in flames again! [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 6:[/b] *He jumps off a building and onto a stolen trampoline to bounce on it.* Hehehe boing boing! Fly Eagles fly! [b]Civilian 9:[/b] How did they steal a trampoline like that?! [b]Civilian 10:[/b] Everybody is going mad! [b]Civilian 11:[/b] Nooooooooooooo; my store! I can't go back to work! Someone will clean this up and pay for this! [b]Civilian 12:[/b] *He calls the C.I.D.F. on their app on his phone.* I knew it! It's gone from bad to worse! This city is going up in flames and idiots are looting the stores again! They're blocking traffic! [b]Police 7:[/b] *He drives a SWAT van with an active denial system on it. He activates the system, which simulates pain at the rabid fans without hurting them, forcing them to disperse.* Get off the streets and go home immediately! Looters will be shot and arrested on sight! [b]Rabid Eagles Fan 7:[/b] *He and the other rabid fans managed to flip a police car over before he gets on it to jump on it.* Yeah Eagles! Here's to our second victory! ------------ *Sweden* [b]Konrad:[/b] *Is watching the news about Philadelphia and Kansas City on his TV in his embassy.* Of course the Eagles fans would destroy their very own city like that! *To Lennart.* So that's what it looked like during your raids back then? ------------- *Canada* [b]Rainier:[/b] *To Marching Wonder* You have no idea how lucky you are to be in Canada right now, when the city of Philadelphia is being destroyed by its very own people all over again. With people like that, surely that's not the city you'd want to perform for their victory celebrations. ------------- *Vietnam* [b]Chuong:[/b] Your city of Philadelphia is looking like a war zone all over again. [b]Zachary:[/b] Of course the City of Brotherly Love would go up in flames again like that! As the F5 Terror Force supervillains would say, who needs supervillains to destroy a city when their very own people who live there can destroy it faster and better than they can? [b]Chuong:[/b] Unfortunately, they're not wrong on that. After all, the people who build and maintain their own city know how to destroy it easily than the outsiders can. [b]Anh:[/b] The supervillains can also rest easily since they don't have to be responsible for the lives they may have taken from that destruction. [b]Zachary:[/b] As some would say, if a city has to be destroyed, let it be in the hands of their very own people since they know how to rebuild it. The lives they have taken will be on them since those lives took place in the same community they helped built. [b]Chuong:[/b] And Trump wants Philadelphia's idiots to help rebuild and maintain the city for free as part of their sentences after this. [b]V-Fox:[/b] I had no idea that one of America's most fascinating cities is also one of the most dangerous. [b]Zachary:[/b] Philadelphia? Yeah, don't go there, especially during football season. -------------- [b]Lakhdar the Maghrebi Lion:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Some of these riots still don't stack up to riots in foreign nations, like the ones in Algeria before I took office, but clearly my methods of punishment were inspiration, because Donald Trump was planning to use similar methods. The people of Algeria that got a full decade of community service from me don't just have to do the service. They are denied access to any form of modernization, such as telephones, television, the internet, radio, you name it. And if they cannot behave themselves, they'll be forced to act as clowns, creepy makeup, pies in the face and all, all for the world to see once it hits YouTube. While the sentence is for 10 years, I wouldn't be surprised if these people live the rest of their lives without modern amenities. After all, studies show that once you do something for 21 days, it becomes a habit. --------- *NO, LA, USA* [b]Ultimate Destroyer:[/b] Too bad both cities in question are seeing rioting. Again, why they do so after a win is beyond my comprehension. [b]Patriotic Pounder:[/b] Mine, too. However, look how fast it stopped. *Taylor Swift, who actually got booed at the game, now watches her fanbase disappear to almost nothing.* [b]Swift:[/b] *to herself* They do have a point, though. If there is one performer on this earth that deserves to be the most beloved performer on this earth, it is Cripto. He doesn't embrace all the press, fame, and fortune like I do. He tries to live like a normal, ordinary person as much as he can. *The NFL then announces that both KC and Philadelphia will have to have all games played behind closed doors for next year as an extra way to punish the cities for their behavior. This is on top of all community service given to these people, assuming they aren't spending the rest of their lives in prison.* --------------------- *Sweden* [b]Lennart:[/b] Well, that's not exactly what it looked like, but you made your point. I hope you didn't just jinx us. Then again, this would have happened anyway. And I thought humanity was close to redeeming themselves, but no. They blew it. Again! --------------- *Canada* [b]M.W.:[/b] *me* I'm not so sure me and my troops will ever perform there again. Period. Corps Coon is also insulted because Pennsylvania is his home state of origin. He was alternating between it and Wildcat City. Now he's gone, never to return. ------------------- *WC, KS, USA* *Corps Coon had indeed sold his house and all its possessions before permanently moving to Wildcat City prior to the game, because he will not associate himself with a state full of idiotic sports fans. The decision is made to accept him into Patriot's Village as a new member of the community. Meanwhile, Furry Fury takes notes.* [b]J.P.:[/b] Welp, we know now where we won't be performing. [b]Chris:[/b] Exactly. [b]Sam:[/b] They'll have to rebuild it all themselves. [b]Cripto:[/b] They will. They're not getting one cent of help from me! ----------- *KC, MO, USA* *The C.I.D.F. immediately go into action; backup units are called, and there are now 20 million soldiers taking down the rapid rabid fans. The crimes come to a halt in just 10 minutes.* [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 1:[/b] I guess the CNG aftereffects are wearing off. [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 2:[/b] Either that or this was it setting them up for their ultimate doom. *to the rabid fans* No, don't fight it! You're going in! *He violently thrusts a fan into a police car. Meanwhile, the rabid fans are being divorced, disowned, and written out of the wills, and will be doing community service for life if they are lucky. For now, they're all in prison.* -------------------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* *The C.I.D.F. go into action and call for backup. There are now 50 million soldiers putting down the rabid fans, and the whole thing ends in just 4 minutes. Some soldiers even came from the moon.* [b]Civilian 2:[/b] How did you get here so fast? [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 1:[/b] It's our secret. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Oh. *All the looters and rioters are now in prison, and they also get divorced, disowned, and written out of the wills. All property they were due to inherit is now the property of the city of Philadelphia to be disposed of as it sees fit.* ------------------ *around the world* *The nations of the world use this to teach their people just how ridiculous they look when they riot over soccer games. It works.* ---------- --------- [b]Cripto:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Nobody in Wildcat City was celebrating, even though it had a significant amount of Chiefs fans. But now, the tides were turning. Even my parents were abandoning them and switching their allegiance over to the Detroit Lions and the Cincinnati Bengals. For a town called Wildcat City, you'd make the assumption that this is who we'd be supporting in the first place, but, no. There were plenty of Chiefs fans in the region, given the common sense of supporting your hometown team or the team closest to you. (This is why the city is full of OKC Thunder fans as well.) ------------- ----------- *Later, the city of Philadelphia recovers, but the city government orders the city to be put under quarantine to keep visitors out during their repairs; as a result, only government officials, the G-52s (and select allies), and C.I.D.F. can visit.* ----------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] They ripped down my store sign, too! They tore down the stop signs and traffic lights! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] So that's how it's going to be every time we win or lose. If the 76ers win the NBA Finals, this will still happen. Are we cursed? [b]Civilian 3:[/b] It wasn't as bad as 2017, but I'm still disgusted at this destruction! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] They greased the poles and they still managed to climb them. [b]Civilian 5:[/b] Maybe the trees need to be pruned more or something. [b]Civilian 6:[/b] And this is why Swoop did not celebrate with us because he knew this is what's going to happen. The streets are a mess! Just look at all this garbage! [b]Civilian 7:[/b] And I just got a new job over in Wisconsin because it's nicer and cheaper for my family. On the bright side, home prices will finally fall here because we're sick of the Eagles fans acting out like this! More of us are moving out than in here. [b]Civilian 8:[/b] How do these idiots accomplish this damage? Do they not have any shame? [b]Civilian 9:[/b] Just wait until God judges them for this. Uh, when they stand before Him and give an account of their lives, that is. All of us will do it, whether we want to or not. My husband's a preacher; he was talking about that last Sunday. Also, our Super Bowl win before this one was in 2018, not 2017, but you made your point. *Swoop now appears, as do the G-52s that are allowed in.* [b]Swoop:[/b] What a mess! All I could do was hide. I was too angry to yell at those people. [b]Civilian 9:[/b] Now people are asking if Lennart dropped in and pillaged us to death. Obviously, he didn't. [b]Super C:[/b] If he did, nobody would live to tell about it but him. Just so you people are aware, the folks in Kansas City also rioted. Has nobody learned anything from your town or even from Dallas? [b]D.W.:[/b] Are you okay, Swoop? [b]Swoop:[/b] No. Not really. I'm virtually out of a job now because all games from now until whenever (if not forever) are behind closed doors. The same goes for my basketball friends. [b]Hip Hop:[/b] That's the reality we live in, though. A few bad apples ruin it for the world. [b]Franklin:[/b] And so it puts us three in the unemployment line...sort of. ---------- *KC, MO, USA* *Kansas City is also under quarantine as if the pandemic from COVID-19 broke out all over again. As a result, the streets are empty except for the construction workers clearing the mess.* [b]KC Wolf:[/b] Welp, it'll be at least a year before the public gets to see me dance and perform again. But they did it to themselves. [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Is this how God is punishing us for our sins? Wow. We really failed! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] And that's why I quit following sports altogether. Cripto was right. TV game shows such as "Wheel of Fortune," "Jeopardy!", and "The Price is Right," among others, really are the only things on television actually worth watching. ----------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] You mascots can work with our city with their PSAs, I guess. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] You can also give speeches in our schools, since you're positive role models. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Too bad Furry Fury won't be performing here anytime soon. [b]Civilian 4:[/b] I don't think they are ever going to come back. Mind you the state has lost Corps Coon for all eternity. --------- *KC, MO, USA* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Not only that, but Furry Fury is staying out of this city for at least a year. They used to perform here often. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Those idiots have one job, and that job is to behave! They failed at that! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Mahomes this! Mahomes that! I've had it with the Mahomes hatred and rants! He sucks anyways! ------- *Greenland* *A stubborn polar bear sits in front of Liaanti's house and refuses to move.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* At least I had a fun trip in New Orleans. *She spots the polar bear.* Excuse me! That's Liaanti's house! *The polar bear just sits there.* You know very well that this isn't your home! [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Polar bear! Stand back! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Animal control, the C.I.D.F., or our Drumbums will get it out of here soon. *The polar bear groans in protest.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Alright then we'll get someone to move you then whether you like it or not! ---------------- *Philadelphia, PA, USA* [b]Swoop:[/b] I have done many PSAs before. Yet they never work. [b]Super C:[/b] If it keeps the youth from behaving like that, then they have worked in my opinion. ------------ *KC, MO, USA* [b]KC Wolf:[/b] *to Civilian 3* If you've had it with the rants and hatred, why are you doing the same thing? *The civilian doesn't answer. He just goes home in disgrace.* ----------- *Greenland* *Liaanti arrives and sees the polar bear.* [b]Liaanti:[/b] *in Greenlandic* Not the first time this has happened to me. *Drumbums arrive and begin playing their music. The bear obediently follows them.* ----------------- ---------------- ---------------- [b]Corps Coon:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] I cannot tell a lie; I only stayed in Pennsylvania because it was my home state, but these idiotic rabid fans ruined it for me for the last time. I won't associate myself with such a group of people, and so I finally moved out of there. Now I am permanently a resident of Wildcat City, which, let's be honest, is the place where I truly belong (or so it felt). [b]Cripto:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] And one of the major reasons people tell us we are the sanest metropolis in the nation (if not the whole planet) is because for years on end, we never had any professional sports, even though we tried to get them. We now have one MLS team, Wildcat FC (as they now call themselves), but that is it. The city looks down on the NFL because of tragedies like these, as well as the fact everybody proclaims these athletes are paid too much money. [b]Marching Wonder:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Whether that is true or not is up to you to judge, but Rainier didn't tell a lie when he told me how lucky I was to be up in Canada while all that rioting was going on. The real problem has always been too much alcohol involved, as well as the issue of mob mentality outweighing the willpower of the individual. [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] It makes me and Tom even more thankful we didn't attend the game in person, even though New Orleans succeeded in keeping law and order on the big day. Yet as for Philly and Kansas City, that was all we could have expected. It's now a question of what IC3 and those other supernatural forces out there are going to do to punish humanity for being the lowest of the lowest as it sees it, because these forces judge them the same way the Q in the [i]Star Trek[/i] franchise do, proclaiming it is "too savage of a race." Look at the GSAF and you will see that there are stupid animals out there, too, but the supernatural forces we speak about are now concentrating solely on humanity. If they were to attack the GSAF, they would win, hands down, because worst case scenario, every GSAF member and officer currently serving suddenly drops down dead. But they aren't; they just want to see humanity kick the bucket. They're just not flat-out killing humanity like their predecessors did. [b]Cripto:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] The day after the Super Bowl, a truckload of mail came to my doorstep, and it was full of letters and gift cards to fast food restaurants (which I thought was unnecessary), all of which came from the people that were once Swifties (fans of Taylor Swift) that were apologizing to me for ruining the Super Bowl for me, and saying that I was the only one truly worthy of a fanbase that expands to the full four corners of the globe. I guess you can be the judge of that. In any case, Taylor spoke to me via the G-52 app, and said she did not think she was going to win her fanbase back. "They're overreacting, of course," she said, "but I don't think I am ever going to win them back. Once people become fans of you, they don't desert you." "So I noticed," I said, "but there were rabid fans of yours burning all your merchandise and memorabilia just as there were with the Chiefs, all of which are saying both parties in question are overrated and outdated. I know that's got to hurt." "I did take it personally," she replied, "but I get it. You don't get all the press like I do, so you're clearly a better role model than I am." "At least you weren't cursed with the supernatural like I was, because that's how I became filthy rich," I said. "You earned every dollar in your bank account." After the conversation ended, my rock band and I recorded a cover we were commissioned to do of the song "Roundball Rock," the original "NBA on NBC" theme, which people jokingly say doubles as Super C's personal theme tune. And why not? Caticonians love basketball. (The original composer, John Tesh, will re-record it himself when the NBA returns to NBC later this year.) [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] The NFL also sent apologies to the nation (and to me personally) for putting the cameras on Swift every chance they got, but the fact she and Travis Kelce are dating did bring bigger ratings and more money to the NFL. Now, it's all going south for them. I am going to be honest, though. Even if basketball was not Caticon's national sport (which it was), I would still be telling America to make the switch over to the NBA and WNBA. All sports have good role models and bad role models, don't get me wrong. The NFL just seems to have the worst role models in sports right now (or so it seems), and its mascots fought hard for morality, and lost. The other mascots from all the other leagues (including the NCAA) are rallying for their cause, and I'm so proud of them for standing up for what is right, just, and good. I promise you they will win in the end, no matter how long it takes. It's just not happening right now. Promise me you will behave yourselves now, won't you? Thank you. Get a good night's sleep now, okay? ------------- [color=silver][b]THE END[/b][/color]