[color=black][b][u]The War on Hate![/u][/b][/color] ---------- [b]Levon the Christian Lion:[/b] [i](narrating in English)[/i] Hello. I'm Father Levon Zakaryan; you might know me as Levon the Christian Lion, Leo the Patriotic Lion's Armenian parallel. Since Christianity has multiple denominations of it, the one I represent is the Armenian Apostolic Church, one of the oldest and most ancient churches in the world. However, I also try to tell it like it really is when people ask me questions they might have about the faith, and I get loads of letters just as Leo does. One question I get a lot is, "Why does there have to be so much hate in this world? It's not hard to be nice and love people." No, it isn't. Yet thanks to the fact Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, sin entered this world, and Satan has used many tactics to his advantage because of it. I honestly do not know why Satan bothers, because Jesus defeated him for all eternity when His resurrection happened, conquering sin and death once and for all, and opening up the gates of heaven for all of us. With the revival we're undergoing in our world today, I see new conversions every day. Even if just one person gets saved, the angels in heaven rejoice. Another frequent question I am asked is, "What does the Bible say about the LGBTQ+ crowd?" Does it condemn the concepts and ideas of that? Yes. Does it condemn the people who are that, however? No, it doesn't. For as it says in Matthew 7:1, as Jesus was giving His Sermon on the Mount: [quote][color=red][i]"Do not judge, or you, too, will be judged."[/i][/color][/quote] I use this to remind me on the approach the Lord has instructed me to take with this crowd. It's hard to minister to them sometimes, but it's not just what we say that counts. It's how we say it and approach it. You can't just say, "You are going to hell!" You can't just say, "You're unbiblical!" That's too hateful. [b]Leo the Patriotic Lion:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Being homophobic is one way of judging in this regard, and it is something my administration has challenged me to conquer. We've seen how I've dealt with these people, and how I have fought hard to protect them and their rights in this country. And since June is Pride Month in this regard, it was going to remind me to keep working on that. [b]Levi the Mountee Lion:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Up in Canada, I was working on the same thing. [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] We bring it up because of this, however: having just solved the issues in Pakistan, we have a new problem centered around homophobia. The nation of Uganada passed a disgusting anti-homosexual bill that President Museveni was getting people to follow, and the worst part was that in certain cases, he claimed to be doing it in the name of the Lord. But I don't think God wants His doctrine to be twisted out of context and used for personal gain. (It's also why I had a problem with televanglists, but that's a different discussion for a different day.) Still, it continues the pattern we are seeing, because it always seems to be during the darkest of times when we discover that there is a new parallel of me. [b]Levon:[/b] [i](narrating in English)[/i] And me, and all of us, really. Now it was happening again. Oh, and that reminds me of anothere question I get a lot. "How do you feel about the rainbow being used as the symbol for this crowd?" It did bother me at first, because the rainbow was really God's promise never to flood the whole world again (although I have met people who confessed to wishing He would do that). However, there are seven colors in the rainbow as God created it: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet (or purple). If you look at the LGBTQ+ rainbow, it doesn't include indigo. It just has six colors, not seven, and God likes to do things in sevens. So the alphabet crowd got that one wrong, too. But I will not judge them for that. Nobody should judge them for that. [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] So can you guess what was happening to Uganda now? Did you say sanctions? Ding, ding, ding! You are correct. ------------ ------------ ------------ *Later, Pakistan undergoes a reconstruction and social revival as the world continues on. Meanwhile in Uganda, due to an extreme anti-homosexual law being passed, the world is calling for sanctions against Uganda as several countries recall their ambassadors from Uganda leaving only a handful of countries left to do business with Uganda.* *Islamabad, Pakistan* *The government is mostly staffed by Forsythians as they abolish Sharia Law.* [b]Politician 1:[/b] *In Urdu* All right. Shezhad, you'll be our ambassador to America. [b]Politician 2:[/b] *In Urdu* Now meanwhile in Uganda, we're sanctioning them because their anti-homosexual bill is disgusting! [b]Politician 3:[/b] *In Urdu* We will suspend all business operations with Uganda until they repeal that horrific and dangerous law! ----------------------- *New Delhi, India* *The crowds across India uniformly chant their largest and loudest "JAI SHREE RAM!" together to celebrate Lekhan being their Prime Minister and for renewing diplomatic relations with Pakistan. The crowd also waves and display enormously sized orange banners donning the phrase in Hindi and English.* [b]Forsythian-Indians:[/b] *They beat their drums to the chantings.* JAI! [b]Crowds:[/b] JAI! [b]Forsythian-Indians:[/b] *They beat their drums to the chantings.* SHREE! [b]Crowds:[/b] SHREE! [b]Forsythian-Indians:[/b] *They beat their drums to the chantings.* RAM! [b]Crowds:[/b] RAM! [b]Forsythian-Indians:[/b] JAI SHREE RAM! [b]Crowds:[/b] JAI SHREE RAM! [b]Anushka and Crowds:[/b] JAI SHREE RAM! [b]Raging Rajput:[/b] Outsourcer, this is the time to chant in victory of Lekhan being our Prime Minister and for renewing diplomatic relations with Pakistan. JAI SHREE RAM! [b]Crowds:[/b] JAI SHREE RAM! --------------------- *Washington D.C.* *Congress submits a bill to Leo as they demand him to sign the bill to enact full hard sanctions against Uganda over their anti-homosexuality bill.* [b]Dawn:[/b] Leo! Sign that bill and stop arms sales to Uganda! That country is going to be a bloodbath when they start hunting homosexuals in their country and do gross things to them. [b]Mechayote:[/b] *On his communicator to Battle Bull, who is an Ugandan G-52.* It's nothing personal, but your government has passed an extremely horrifying anti-homosexual bill, which is possibly the worst the world has seen so far. I know the sanctions are unfair and they're decimating your tourism industry at least, but this is where we draw the line. If President Museveni does not repeal that law, we will sanction him and your country. Actions have consequences, and it's all his fault for this. [b]Zax:[/b] I want every single American ministry staff in Uganda to return to this country immediately! This is not the proper way to promote Christianity between our countries! If this is how Uganda wants to interpret Christianity, then we want no part of this! [b]Juno:[/b] Hate crimes have no place in Christianity! [b]Zachary:[/b] I thought Jesus said to love thy neighbor, not to look into another dude's...uh, whatever. I'm not going to say this because it will violate the G-52 Code of Conduct even if medical terminology is used. [b]Zax:[/b] Then don't. [b]Shadow Hunter:[/b] I hope this is the last time we have this kind of hate crime on Earth. I don't have much hope for Uganda to stop their hate so we better prepare for Ugandan refugees seeking better life here in America. [b]Zax:[/b] Might as well. They speak English, many of them are Christians, they'll fit in here. ----------------- *Kampala, Uganda* *Military commanders are ordered to pass out graphic brochures to their soldiers about how to supposedly find out if a suspect has engaged in gay sexual activity.* [b]Military Officer 1:[/b] I know this is dumb, but the government wants us to pass out this information and explain this to you. [b]Military Officer 2:[/b] If you want to complain, do it to your representatives. [b]Frank:[/b] (Male Ugandan black hyena UN1024.) *Reads through a brochure with visible disgust on his face like the other Ugandan soldiers who have to read it.* Ugh! I'm sorry, you want me to look into a guy's WHAT?! [b]Military Officer 1:[/b] That's what it says. This is how you find out if the suspect has engaged in homosexual activity. [b]Frank:[/b] I'm sorry, but I didn't become a soldier for this. I was not trained to perform this activity. Second, asking a guy to look into another guy like this sounds gay to me. I'm sorry, but I don't have anything. *He throws the brochure away in disgust.* [b]Military Officer 1:[/b] I know, Frank... I know... But the majority in Uganda has spoken. We do not want homosexuality to run free in this part of Africa. President Museveni wants us to make sure that we are a pro-family country by all means necessary. You know the story about Sodom and Gomorrah, right? We don't want that here. [b]Frank:[/b] Well...Listen! Museveni is asking us to perform a task that is meant by medical professionals, such as doctors. If our government preaches against homosexuality a lot, we shouldn't be ordered to do this. I'm a UN1024, ally of the G-52s. I am expected to uphold morality, but doing this is beyond my duties. I've listened to my local sermons despite the graphic homophobia. I tried to warn others about this, but nobody wanted to accept my words. Now here we are, where they ask us to do this. [b]Military Officer 1:[/b] Frank... I know this topic is uncomfortable and gross to you, but at the same time, the future depends on our will to uphold our morals. Do you want to wake up to hear that a Leona the Shemale Lion has become reality dancing and strutting around in harness and panties whilst dancing on a pole as the male furries here lust over him and throw money at him like desperate perverts? [b]Frank:[/b] *Becomes extremely uncomfortable.* What is it with our government and this Leona? They don't exist; just an imagination echoed by the late Prigozhin. Where do you get such specific knowledge of this Leona? ------------ [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Spoiler alert: she doesn't exist! [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] And it's a good thing she doesn't. In the meantime, the C.I.D.F., our fellow organization of superheroes, was also suffering; reading the brochures they were commanded to pass out were literally making them sick. [b]Cripto:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] It would make me sick if I had to read such garbage. [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] And me. ---------- [b]Military Officer 1:[/b] From the others. *Notices some of the C.I.D.F. soldiers are getting sick after being ordered to read the brochures on how to find out if a man has engaged in homosexual activity.* Oh, dear... [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 1:[/b] I'm sorry, but we are not enforcing this law! [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 2:[/b] How dare you provide us brochures with graphic images about this subject?! For a country that has a porn ban, I expected that such images shouldn't be used. [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 3:[/b] The government instructions given to us were extremely graphic and unnecessary! Thanks to this, I lost my appetite! [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 4:[/b] I don't think I can eat anything for another month! It's a good thing I drink those protein shakes. [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 5:[/b] If this happens again, I'm retiring! [b]Frank:[/b] See? I can't believe our people expect us to do this. I just can't. [b]Military Officer 3:[/b] Just get used to it, okay? Nobody wants she-males near the kids here. We do not want to become the Thailand of Africa, where she-males roam the cities! [b]Frank:[/b] Oh, good heavens! What has my country done? I never asked for this. All I wanted to do is be a proper soldier for this country. *To Battle Bull* Do not enforce this law. It's invasive and gross. I can't do this, and I hope Super C and Prius forgive us because we didn't choose this. ----------- [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] And we do forgive them. [b]Prius:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Absolutely. --------- [b]Museveni:[/b] Our people made it loud and clear! All things LGBTQ will be banned here effective immediately! If you hear or see any homosexual activities, stop them and report them immediately! The hotels are often a perfect spot for such sinners! We will not allow our children to be exposed to this sin and filth! Beware of shemales walking down the streets like prostitutes! They are abominations before the Lord! God only made two genders; male and female! If you do not do your part to stop homosexuality, Leona the Shemale Lion will become reality! [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 4:[/b] What is it with you and this Leona the Shemale Lion?! [b]Museveni:[/b] You've seen what American corporations do every June recently these days? There's furry shemales hiding out in the open, plotting their global takeover, and getting close to our children so they can groom them to become drag queen strippers. [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 4:[/b] *Sighs* What does any of this have to do with that stupid anti-homosexual bill you just signed? [b]Museveni:[/b] Furries here on Earth are prone to LGBTQ propaganda. Once they fall, the humans are next. My biggest fear is that Uganda will be overrun by furry sexual deviants. Shemales, crossdressers, and paw huggers. [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 4:[/b] Please stop talking. I wish to hear no more of this! [b]Museveni:[/b] Then keep our people safe from homosexual deviants. *There are civilians marching in protests parades, holding anti-LGBTQ signs and banners.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Humility before pride! The rainbow is God's promise not to flood the world, not for your promotion of your sinful activities! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Pray the gay away! Pray the gay away! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] She-males not welcome in Uganda! Keep your filthy hands off our kids! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] She-males are not welcome anywhere! They are unbiblical! She-males are sinners! She-males will never enter the Kingdom of God! [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 5:[/b] Where did we go wrong in Uganda? [b]C.I.D.F. Soldier 6:[/b] We're better than this! --------------- *Hanoi, Vietnam* [b]Chuong:[/b] *In Vietnamese* I thought Pakistan was supposed to be the last bastion of hate. Just when things were going to get better, Uganda passes the world's most horrifying anti-homosexuality bill. [b]Anh:[/b] *In Vietnamese* It's so bad, even Ted Cruz in America is calling for a global sanction against Uganda. We've sanctioned that country already over this. [b]Chuong:[/b] *In Vietnamese* Frank is clearly not too happy with his country over this. I'm sure Battle Bull would have something to say against this. [b]V-Fox:[/b] *In Vietnamese* When American conservative Christians like Ted Cruz say stuff like this, you know something really bad is happening. [b]Chuong:[/b] *In Vietnamese* That and the Ugandan government is providing incredibly graphic instructions to their people on how to spy on homosexual activity and uhm... How to determine if a guy engaged in such activity by looking into something that I rather not say, because it looks like a medical procedure, but it's not. [b]Anh:[/b] *In Vietnamese* Very humiliating, too. [b]V-Fox:[/b] *In Vietnamese* This is a nightmare ready to become reality soon. --------------------- *United Nations Building, NYC, USA* *Richard calls for an emergency meeting and demands sanctions against Uganda over their anti-homosexual bill.* [b]Richard:[/b] Absolutely unacceptable and worthy of sanctions! President Museveni must repeal this bill, or face being arrested and tried in the ICC for crimes against humanity and genocide! [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Museveni is a closet pervert who really likes furry she-males! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] I'm afraid to know what's in his search history! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] This is why we have LGBTQ organizations! Uganda's bigotry must end! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] I think Museveni would rather be arrested than repeal the bill. His mind is set in stone; not even the ICC or INTERPOL could change it. [b]Civilian 5:[/b] Then somebody needs to just whack him on the head with a sledgehammer. ---------------- *Ottawa, Canada* [b]Kirk:[/b] I've never expected the Ugandan government to go into incredibly graphic details about what homosexuals allegedly do and what they're like. Now they're ordering their people to whatever it is, it's too gross and graphic to describe here. [b]Courtney:[/b] Apparently Museveni has an obsession with she-males, which is a term for a male-to-female transgender. [b]Kirk:[/b] So from my understanding with this bill, he wants to outlaw homosexuality and transsexualism. [b]Noel:[/b] The man's gone bonkers and we've enacted hard sanctions against Uganda over this. ------------------ *Norway* [b]Espen:[/b] I wished I can hack my way into Uganda right now just to see what Museveni's search history looks like. [b]Kjartan:[/b] Then you will be falsely accused as a homosexual and be forced to go into a humiliating inspection in which I will refuse to go in detail about. Uganda's government is sick, their people are misguided with hate, you're better off letting Uganda be. [b]Fiddle Cat:[/b] And Leiel the Nordic Lion would prefer that you stay here for the sake of your safety. Let the country drown in their own hate alone. ------------- *Sweden* [b]Elias:[/b] *In Swedish* What is wrong with Uganda these days?! It's one thing to bash gays and transgenders like this, but to go into graphic detail and asking people to do questionable things to homosexual men?! Furry she-males on a quest for global domination one country at a time? Do I even want to know where Museveni is getting these ideas?! And she-male stripper lions? I'm starting to think that this man, just for fun, looks up a lot of naughty content on his computer. [b]Gustav:[/b] *In Swedish* He probably does! How else does he get these absurd ideas?! [b]Elias:[/b] *In Swedish* And apparently he thinks LGBTQ furries are paw huggers? I don't want to know what his search history looks like! [b]Gustav:[/b] *In Swedish* He's a pervert in denial. The people who claim to hate homosexuality with such passion are usually closeted perverts. ---------------- *The Hague, Netherlands* *There is a large protest demanding that President Museveni should be arrested and tried in the ICC for genocide against Uganda's LGBTQ community.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] He's already got blood on his hands! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Now he's ordering his police to perform gross inspections on homosexual men by looking into their... [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Please do not say it! Ludo the Merchant Lion is nearby! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] Hate is unholy! ------------ *Pakistan* [b]Layth:[/b] *in Urdu* You read my mind; I was about to suggest the same thing. *He signs some bills that enforce repealing the Sharia Law, as well as sanctioning Uganda.* -------------------- *India* [b]Outsourcer:[/b] Then I'll gladly join in. JA SHREE RAM! ------------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Leo:[/b] I hate to do this, but I must. *He signs the bill.* ------------- *Canada* *A similar sanction bill is introduced to Levi, and he signs it.* --------------------- *Uganda* [b]Battle Bull:[/b] *on communicator to Mechayote, but also to Frank* I promise not to take it personally. I don't blame you for sanctioning us; so will the rest of the world. While they speak the truth about God declaring it is wrong to be gay, lesbian, or whatever, it's also wrong to persecute them. I'm pretty sure God does not want His doctrine being used as an excuse to sin. ------------------ *Sweden* [b]Lennart the Viking Lion:[/b] *in Swedish* I don't understand the double standard myself. If he truly hated it, he'd know absolutely nothing about it. ------------- *Netherlands* [b]Ludo the Merchant Lion:[/b] Whatever you were going to say, don't say it! In fact, don't say anything! *The civilian who would have said it runs home out of fear over Ludo snapping. However, he doesn't snap. ----------- *Sweden* [b]Elias:[/b] *In Swedish* Exactly! --------- *Uganda* [b]Frank:[/b] Correct. All we can do is warn our people the consequences of hate. Men should not rape lesbians to force them to be straight let alone kill men who are gay. We are going to stop this mob violence if we are going to save Uganda. [b]Soldier 1:[/b] I'll join you on this. [b]Soldier 2:[/b] This whole thing is stupid. I got your back, brother. [b]Soldier 3:[/b] I'll fight under you when things go bad here. [b]Soldier 4:[/b] Heaven has left us! Hell wants us! But Battle Bull needs us! [b]Frank:[/b] We'll be fine. If you see or hear anyone threatening mob violence on LGBTQ people, prevent them if you can. Stop them too. If the police asks you why you're doing this, tell them that what they're doing is considered an immoral sight to the C.I.D.F. Let them know that if this mob violence continues, the C.I.D.F. here will leave Uganda. [b]Soldiers:[/b] Yes, sir! [b]Museveni:[/b] *He speaks to his government staff.* Get to work on producing anti-gay propaganda and information! Make sure no hotel in Uganda allows gays as customers! And watch out for anyone owning rainbow flags or wear shirts with rainbows on them! Question them of their plans! [b]Government Staff:[/b] Yes, sir! *Several foreigners safely flee Uganda.* [b]Frank:[/b] I hope I can still at least see the blue skies during the day before darkness takes over... -------- *Cairo, Egypt* [b]King Higazy:[/b] *In Arabic to the Egyptian government.* South Africa has welcomed Ugandan refugees fleeing persecution. Let us welcome them to work in Egypt! Uganda has fallen into the darkness of hate! *The government signs a bill allowing Ugandan refugees.* ------ *Washington D.C.* [b]Zax:[/b] God is going to punish Uganda harshly if the government there encourages violence against the LGBTQ community. This is absolutely unacceptable! [b]Dawn:[/b] We're witnessing mass genocide by everybody. Uganda is allowing barbarians to rule the country. Also, here's another bill that will declare November 1 as Mormon Memorial Day, also known as Mormon Genocide Day or Mormon Day. It will be a federal holiday to commemorate the end of the Mormon Wars as well as to pay respect to the victims of this horrific event. Lilburn Boggs was an evil governor from Missouri who encouraged genocide on the Mormons, including their spouses and children. His hatred spread to many states across America leading to the bloody Mormon Wars. Let us remember this event and make sure hate never rises in America again. [b]Juno:[/b] Wow... So that makes it three federal holidays Leo has signed into law; Juneteenth on June 19, American Music Day on November 6, and Mormon Day on November 1. Leo, ready to sign your third federal holiday bill into law for Mormon Day? ----------- [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Juno miscounted because there's a fourth one: Flag Day, June 14. However, to give you some context, this bill was written in response to the AIRAF's declaration that they would deport all Mormon worshippers out of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland, in their worthless quests to reunite Ireland under their control. No doubt God is going to judge them harshly, because again, it is His doctrine being twisted out of context, and being used for personal gain, and to do evil things. I made a solemn promise to the people who are still Mormon that I would protect them and their rights, just as I would do with the alphabet crowd (my name for the LGBTQ+ people, since it is a mouthful to say LGBTQ+), and so this holiday will remind everybody of the fact they still exist, and the tortures they suffered, some of which people also claimed they were doing in the name of the Lord. I'll leave it to you to judge whether Mormonism is a religion or a cult, and I've always said cults are poisonous to the brain. ---------- *London, UK* [b]Summer:[/b] I guess there's no future for Uganda with that much hate. -------- *Australia* *Prime Minister Albanese signs a bill to welcome Ugandan refugees.* [b]Albanese:[/b] We have a place for Ugandan refugees fleeing from hate! You will be safe here and you will find better life here! Yes our animals are mean, but we are not! You will be loved and accepted here for who you are! -------------- *Uganada* [b]Battle Bull:[/b] There's too much to answer for, no doubt, even if we get lucky and get a parallel of Leo to help clean up the mess. *pause* Oh, no. Did I say that out loud? *to the soldiers* You're right about that, and I will fight to the end with you! -------------- [b]Battle Bull:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] And now I've done it, world. I jinxed us again. [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] But he's not in any trouble. For as I said before, if it is a parallel of Leo we are talking about, he would be discovered even if nobody had said anything. --------------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Leo:[/b] I am ready. Oh, we have another one? Oh, I see. *Another bill comes in; this one allows the U.S. to be a safe haven for Ugandan refugees, just as Australia and some other nations are doing. The others look at the bill.* [b]Leo:[/b] I'll sign this one. *He signs the first one.* That one is for Nov. 1 being the National Mormon Day; this one is letting us act as a safe haven for the Ugandan refugees fleeing the persecution. [b]Tom the Patriotic Tiger:[/b] What about Flag Day, Juno? I think it's actually four. That was one of the happiest birthdays of my lifetime. [b]Leo:[/b] Meanwhile, let's double check that second one. It looks like it's themed around us being a haven for refugees. We do that for everybody. ---------------- *London, UK* [b]Lionus the Chivalric Lion:[/b] Doesn't seem like it, but you never know. ----------------- *Australia* *Len the Outback Lion talks to some of the refugees.* [b]Len:[/b] Hello; welcome to Oz. I know the wildlife is rude here, but trust me; you're going to like it so much better. -------- *Washington D.C.* [b]Juno:[/b] Whoops! Can't believe I forgot that! Yes sign that other bill for the Ugandan refugees. [b]Dawn:[/b] Good. With most of the world's sanctions against Uganda going in full-effect, don't expect to see Ugandan coffee in many countries. We'll have Vietnamese coffee instead. [b]Marshall:[/b] 4 federal holidays under Leo. Impressive! Meanwhile in Uganda, they've proven themselves to be the truly most unbiblical country on Earth with their homophobic policies. -------- *Hanoi, Vietnam* *There's increased exports of Vietnamese coffee due to sanctions against Uganda.* [b]Chuong:[/b] *In Vietnamese* Uganda has coffee? I didn't know that. Too bad they can't export much of them because of their anti-gay bill. ---------- *Kampala, Uganda* *Coffee exports drop sharply due to the sanctions.* [b]Frank:[/b] Even if we have a parallel of Leo here, Uganda has fallen. If he comes, he will be greeted with darkness and hate. We even had a bisexual king named Mwanga II of Bugunda, who also had 17 wives, when polygamy was a thing here. But that's long time ago. ------- *Saudi Arabia* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Arabic* Quick Blade. You don't like coffee? [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Arabic* Don't tell me... [b]Quick Blade:[/b] *In Arabic* Haidar and I chose not to drink Ugandan coffee. We prefer Vietnamese coffee for now. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Arabic* Understandable. -------- *Lisbon, Portugal* *A handful of coffee shop owners boycott coffee from homophobic countries leaving coffee from South America and Vietnam available.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Portuguese* Sorry but we don't support hateful countries. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Portuguese* No Ugandan coffee here! I got Colombian, Venezuelan, Guyanese, Brazilian, and Vietnamese! Good stuff made with love! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Portuguese to Leopoldo.* I'm disgusted with Uganda right now with their hate so because of that, we stopped importing their coffee. ------ *London, UK* *Civilians boycott Ugandan coffee as well as to protest against Uganda's homophobic policies.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] Museveni is a monster! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Stop homophobia in Uganda! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Hate is not welcome! No economic support for Uganda! Isolate them! ---------- *Pakistan* *The country continues to quickly recover as people boycott Ugandan coffee in favor of importing Vietnamese coffee.* -------------- *Republic of Ireland* *To help himself relax from the recent AIRAF choas, Liam and some Forsythians who are friends of his play a harp and strings arrangement of "Dire Dire Docks" from Super Mario 64. Liam himself plays the harp. ---------------- *Vietnam* [b]Luong the Hidden Lion:[/b] *in Vietnamese* Honestly, this hatred has to end. This is something that was 5,000 years overdue. --------------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Leo:[/b] Good to double check. *He signs the second bill.* ------------------ *Uganda* [b]Battle Bull:[/b] Ugh; don't remind me! ------------------- *Portugal* [b]Leopoldo the Navigating Lion:[/b] *in Portuguese* Why am I not surprised? They're suffering worse than the Philippines did when everybody sanctioned them, because everybody made assumptions about Ferdinand Marcos, Jr., whether they were true or false. -------------- -------------- [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] I think it's fair to say some of them were false, because now, nobody is sanctioning the Philippines. However, now we come to the moment you've all been waiting for, although prior to that, the forces of good did manage to make a compromise with Museveni so that he wasn't persecuting anybody anymore. Meanwhile, Donald Trump was still going around preaching he was going to get his job back from me. But his ego is too big for his head, believe me. ----------- ---------- *Later in Uganda, Frank meets Museveni to propose an idea as Battle Bull and the C.I.D.F. listens.* *Kampala, Uganda* [b]Frank:[/b] Mr. President, I have an idea that will work with us and the world. [b]Museveni:[/b] Remember, the Anti-Homosexual Act will stay. [b]Frank:[/b] There's a handful of countries, especially Canada, United States, and Australia, that are willing to take in our LGBTQ people. They claim that they have room for them and that they can fill in jobs to fight their labor shortages. I think executing them here would be too messy, so I was wondering if we could deport them to those countries instead? [b]Museveni:[/b] But you do know what they are going to deal with. [b]Frank:[/b] So what? That's them. Remember how Gen. Madden ordered deportations of Mormons and provided paperwork to expedite their immigration in America? We could do the same here with the LGBTQ. [b]Museveni:[/b] Hmm... You know what? That's a brilliant idea! Why didn't I think of that? No wonder why you're one of the best soldiers and military officers this country ever has. I love your thinking! That way the west can have their homosexual immigrants and our country will be pure from them! [b]Frank:[/b] *Smiles nervously.* Yeah. I mean God would prefer that over killing homosexuals. You remember the story of Cain and Abel? [b]Museveni:[/b] The one where God asked Cain why he killed Abel? I see. You know what? I'll sign the deportation orders. [b]Frank:[/b] I'll help them out if you don't mind. [b]Museveni:[/b] Sure sure! You go do that! *He works with the politicians before signing a bill to deport Uganda's LGBTQ people to the countries of their choices.* [b]Frank:[/b] *On his communication systems to Mechayote.* You're going to have a wave of Ugandan immigrants coming. ------------------ *Washington D.C.* *Everybody takes a sigh of relief.* [b]Mechayote:[/b] *On his communicator.* We'll take them in. Good job! [b]Dawn:[/b] *To the press.* To those who are both for LGBTQ rights and Black Lives Matter, the Zanicchi Administration will be accepting Ugandan refugees into our country to fulfill our labor shortages as they become American citizens as part of looking for better lives here! *Everybody cheers wildly as Trump watches.* [b]Trump:[/b] Leo got LGBTQ organizations and Black Live Matters on his side? I didn't think this was even possible! [b]Civilian 1:[/b] He just outsmarted you so hard on that one. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] You'd be lucky if you got reelected. [b]Trump:[/b] California should be voting for me instead of him then. California was supposed to hate Leo. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Sorry but California sided with Leo and is backing him up fully. [b]Trump:[/b] I'm the only human in America that is worthy of being his opponent in the upcoming election. That's all I'm going to say. ---------------- *United Nations Building, NYC* [b]Richard:[/b] *To the presses.* Even if Uganda chooses to deport their LGBTQ people, we are still going to be watching. The deportations do not guarantee protection and dignity of their lives. As long that bill is legally enforced, we cannot guarantee that they will survive in Uganda. Museveni continues to promote the false propaganda and narrative that the west lures innocent Ugandans with money and gifts into the LGBTQ lifestyle. This statement is absolutely incorrect and cannot be substantiated. --------------------- *The Hague, Netherlands* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Dutch* Japan will never be an unbiblical country; that's Uganda instead. [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Dutch* Museveni is growing devil horns on his head. He can deport all the LGBTQ he wants but he will continue to blame them. [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Dutch* He's going to kill someone soon one day. Mark my words. ------------ *Cairo, Egypt* [b]King Higazy:[/b] *In English to the presses with reporters from around the world.* I'm still not convinced that this would prevent a genocide in Uganda. As long that bill is legally enforced, do not assume that Uganda is safe. Museveni is asking other African leaders to be part of his hateful agenda in encouraging violence against the LGBTQ community across Africa. Here in Egypt, as king, I represent every Egyptian citizen, who are guaranteed the right to life and happiness. We take the Universal Declaration of Human Rights extremely seriously. I ask our fellow African heroes to keep an eye out for any hate crimes that may occur because of Museveni's hateful agenda for Africa. LGBTQ people will not be hunted like wild animals without dignity in Africa! ---------- *Madrid, Spain* *Lazarus, a Venezuelan-Spanish male coyote of The Dissidents, holds an emergency online meeting with his fellow Dissidents.* [b]Lazarus:[/b] Museveni's homophobia is not limited within Uganda. Now he is asking other African leaders to not only embrace his agenda, but also enforce similar policies in their own countries. Africa for the most part has become ground zero for hunting LGBTQ activists. It is extremely likely that they will be asking their own special forces to stalk their activists. These governments have access to their infrastructure, forcing activists to use VPNs. I already warned the African UN1024s about Museveni and they said that they will turn down requests from their own governments if they ask them to target LGBTQ activists. The other African G-52s know about this too. [b]Espen:[/b] There's C.I.D.F. soldiers throughout Africa and they have the tools to provide coverage should we engage in any espionage against any African government that is part of this hateful agenda. Not sure how long they can keep us safe from detection but I wouldn't rely too much on the C.I.D.F. They may have powers, but these governments have guns and infrastructure control. [b]Lazarus:[/b] Drones too. Don't forget that police are trained to be snipers as well. [b]Mr. Letterman:[/b] Remember, as history has proven, the stronger the hate against homosexuals, the higher the probability of the hater in question is gay himself. So don't be surprised if Museveni is gay and that many of his supporters are gay. [b]Espen:[/b] I wasn't paying attention to Museveni much but he claimed that something something about gay furries wanting to slowly take over Uganda until the country is nothing but perverted furries? [b]Lazarus:[/b] Yeah, that. I forgot what he said, and it's a good thing because he said some pretty graphic things about this. [b]Mr. Letterman:[/b] I think we should stay out of Africa for now... [b]Lazarus:[/b] I don't know... As a Dissident, some people have dark secrets. Museveni has them for Africa as a whole. Do you have any idea how big of a role Africa plays on Earth? [b]Espen:[/b] Agricultural science, parts for smartphones... Of course, coffee. [b]Lazarus:[/b] In Spain, our coffee aficionados are concerned how sanctions and boycotts can affect where we get our coffee from. They claim that coffee from Africa are unique in their own ways who can taste and appreciate their differences apart from coffee from Colombia, Brazil, and Vietnam. Sweet potatoes are considered desserts in some countries, such as Japan. In the UK, a lot of their sweet potatoes are imported from Africa through the underground cargo trains. [b]Agent M:[/b] It's going to be a long time if Museveni's homophobic agenda dominates Africa. Wait... If the other African countries take part of his agenda, that means more sanctions on the other African countries, and this could risk inflation on some goods. I think I should sneak into Museveni's office to access his emails or the servers under his office. [b]Lazarus:[/b] You'll risk being shot to death or worse, raped. [b]Agent M:[/b] I'm a guy. Why would they do that to me? [b]Lazarus:[/b] Objects for humiliation. I don't want to get too graphic about this because you know, Code of Conduct stuff that the G-52s wants us to go by. [b]Agent M:[/b] Oh... [b]Espen:[/b] You might get a face full of porn too if you hack into Museveni's computer so don't be surprised. [b]Agent M:[/b] Before I invade Uganda, I'll need to be bathed in holy water. Then I need to let Frank and Battle Bull know about my plans. Then of course, I'll need to use fake paperwork and ID to gain entry into the country. Right now, I haven't really set my plans on this yet, but I'm going to. [b]Lazarus:[/b] You'll need to use a stealth phone too to protect yourself. Your smartphone has to stay at home. Also, bring a VPN device with you as well. [b]Agent M:[/b] Got it. I'll volunteer first in sneaking into Uganda. The rest of you, you can stay put. I never thought homophobia could get this bad, where countries become rogue nations or hostile zones. [b]Lazarus:[/b] Now you know, and it will only get worse. Now you see why hate is the tool of Satan and love is the power of God. ------------ *Hanoi, Vietnam* [b]V-Fox:[/b] *In Vietnamese* Fatherland! Play Dire Dire Docks! [b]Fatherland:[/b] *In Vietnamese* Playing Dire Dire Docks. [b]Chuong:[/b] *In Vietnamese* Good choice with the music when its raining heavily outside. --------------- *Tallahassee, Florida, USA* *Governor DeSantis speaks to the press about the Ugandan refugees coming to America.* [b]DeSantis:[/b] There's been a lot of misunderstanding about our LGBTQ policies. Ugandan refugees are welcome in Florida, regardless of what they identify as. What I'm only asking is that drag queen shows and performances should be away from our grade schools. I'm not banning them as some people have claimed. That was never my intent. I also ask those with the LGBTQ to not talk about that topic with children. The only people who can talk about that with children are their parents. Children should know that they are either male or female. The LGBTQ stuff can be learned later, ideally in adulthood. We don't want kids being confused about their own gender. This is the message I also want to make to Disney, which is to keep the LGBTQ stuff away from kids. I never said it would be banned, I never said gay marriages will be banned, none of those things. All I ask is that LGBTQ topics should not be discussed to children by strangers. [b]Reporter 1:[/b] Do you know what's going on in Uganda? [b]DeSantis:[/b] I am very well aware of that and even I find that horrifying. I will not allow that hate to show up in this great state of Florida. [b]Reporter 2:[/b] And if you were running for President against Leo, do you think you'd win? [b]DeSantis:[/b] Very good question! All I can tell you is that he and I do get along very well. ----------- [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] DeSantis would be a better human opponent for me than Donald Trump. ------------ *Uganda* *Shortly afterwards, everything goes dark and stormy.* [b]Battle Bull:[/b] Oh my goodness; what's happening? [b]Civilian 1:[/b] This is too weird! *Everybody takes cover as the storms get bigger, and then a portal opens, with another lion dropping from the sky. It turns out it is Leo's Ugandan parallel, Lyle the Nomadic Lion.* [b]Lyle the Nomadic Lion:[/b] Ungh! *He lands crooked, although there are no major injuries to his body.* Oh! That hurt! *He gets up.* Oh. Wait a minute? What's happening? [b]Battle Bull:[/b] Oh my goodness; look at that! Hey, Frank! Do you see what I see? --------------- *Washington, D.C.* *Our communicators beep, telling us about Lyle.* [b]Leo:[/b] Another one! No wonder I have a headache. *He takes an aspirin for it.* [b]Tom:[/b] And he comes from Uganda. What timing! [b]Leo:[/b] Amazing. *He turns to Trump.* Why is the Golden State supposed to hate me? Even before I was President, they sided with me on certain matters! -------------- *Spain* [b]Leoncio:[/b] *to Agent M* I'm not sure this is a good idea. Besides, I just learned that there is a Ugandan parallel of me. Do you still want to do this? ---------------- *Vietnam* *The music plays.* [b]Luong:[/b] *in Vietnamese* Good song. --------------- *Netherlands* [b]Ludo:[/b] *in Dutch* I hate to say it, but he's well past the point of redemption now. So sad. -------------- *Florida* [b]Reporter 3:[/b] Well, you answered my next question, which was, "Do you still have the beef going on with Disney?" My kids love going to Disney World, and mistakenly thought you were on a mission to shut it down forever. You aren't. ------------------- [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] But it was not just Lyle that we discovered on this day. We also have Layzal the Elegant Lion of the UAE. However, he was already in our modern world. I'm so embarrassed that I didn't know about him until now. [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] As was I; however, he still fit the pattern we were seeing with all the parallels: they all were discovered in the end, and the timing in which they were discovered was on purpose. As a result, we first learned about Layzal resulting from the scene below. [b]Layzal the Elegant Lion:[/b] [i](narrating in English)[/i] It wasn't the first time I've been a peace keeper in scenes like that. [b]Lyle the Nomadic Lion:[/b] [i](narrating in English)[/i] And it wasn't the first time I'd taken a tumble and fall; it was just the longest trip I've ever had. It made me feel bad to know that my presence was enough to scare people, though, because all Museveni had to do was look at me, and he suddenly became a nervous wreck, so much so, it took a bad toll on his health. ------------ *Dubai, United Arab Emirates* *Astro Hawk gets into an argument with his fellow civilians on who will be treating Lyle first if he visits their country.* [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* I will be the one treating him first because I'm a G-52! [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Arabic* I'm a hotel division manager so I deserve to pay for his stay here! I know what he wants! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Arabic* How do you know what he wants? I will take him to the best Indian restaurant here! [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* I will show him our shops and pay for what he wants! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Arabic* Nonsense! I know more hospitality than you do so I will be the one covering all of this! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] *In Arabic* I know what gifts he wants for his life so I will be the one to cover his stay if he visits us! [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* Most of you have children so I deserve to- *A familiar Emirati lion in Arabian clothing shows up; he's Layzal the Elegant Lion of the United Arab Emirates.* [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* What's all this arguing about? *There's an odd moment of silence.* [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* Layzal? I've never seen you before. [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* Of course you haven't, but I have. You've always passed by my company, even though that never crossed your mind. And besides, I will be the one to cover and treat Lyle if he comes here. Save your money for something else! [b]Astro Hawk and Civilians:[/b] *In Arabic* Yes, sir! [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* You've got to be the richest of all parallels. [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* In terms of money alone? I'm the third richest because I'm among the most generous. You want rich? Try beautifying a place for a community. Try donating money to parks, neighborhoods, and hospitals at least. [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* Your generosity would probably rival that of Geoff the Generous from America. [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* You speak as if this whole wealth thing is a competition. It's not. In the end, you act based on your soul's purity. Look at Cripto, for example. Face of silver, heart of gold, yet forever humble. [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* So are you. [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* My company started off as a family-owned oil company, then suddenly we evolved and are now a materials and chemical engineering company. Cripto lives a much easier life than I do. [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* If Lyle comes here by plane by Emirates Flights, make sure his ticket is private first class suite. Best in class! He's worked throughout his life and he deserves the best of life. [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* Up to his choice then. I can only ask and if he says no, I must respect his choice. [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* The poorest worker before Lyle lives in a small modular apartment unit in a very small town. His home is clean and has his amenities despite having the bare minimum. He has a digital pressure cooker and a fridge. Lyle lives below that outdoors in a makeshift shelter. [b]Layzal:[/b] *In Arabic* His choice in Uganda and the Ugandans will be the ones to care for him first. Worry about yourself first. ------------------ *Washington, D.C.* [b]Zax:[/b] Now you got another one from the United Arab Emirates; Layzal the Elegant Lion. He looks like the richest of all parallels but is only third richest. [b]Juno:[/b] Generous and wise, too. [b]Shadow Hunter:[/b] Did Astro Hawk argue with his people over who will pay for Lyle's stay and enjoyment in his country first? [b]Zax:[/b] Yup, but that's part of a cultural thing in the United Arab Emirates, so no demerits for Astro Hawk. [b]Trump:[/b] *To Leo* I thought you had a problem with their liberals. ------------------ *Spain* [b]Agent M:[/b] I don't know. But one thing for sure is that Lyle would make a far better President for Uganda than Museveni. ------------------ *Uganda* [b]Frank:[/b] Oh, dear heavens! Lyle? Are you all right? [b]Battle Bull:[/b] You took quite the tumble there. [b]Museveni:[/b] Oh my goodness! He's alive! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] Lyle for President! [b]Civilian 3:[/b] Does he still herd his animals? It's easy to get a home these days! Even a small apartment unit is sufficient enough for anyone with a full-time job! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] I don't think he understands the future. *Combat medics arrive to check on Lyle.* [b]Combat Medic 1:[/b] *Offers Lyle an ice cold bottle of water.* Here's some water. You look like you've been outside too long. [b]Combat Medic 2:[/b] It's still raining heavily outside. Good thing it's nice and cool inside here. [b]Combat Medic 3:[/b] You look like you could use a little rest to recover. [b]Museveni:[/b] I have a bedroom open for you. I'll even pay for your hotel of choice instead if you wish. You don't have to live like a nomad anymore you know. We're in the future now. *Ugandan soldiers and police start gossiping to each other.* [b]Soldier 1:[/b] I've never seen our President so nervous like this before. [b]Soldier 2:[/b] His body gesture... It looks like he's trying to hide something. [b]Soldier 3:[/b] Wait... Is that Lyle? If so, is he still homeless despite the fact that it's easy to find a home now? [b]Soldier 4:[/b] Buy a home, you mean. He can easily afford a small modular apartment home unit for himself in a small town. [b]Police 1:[/b] I wonder if Lyle knows about Museveni's anti-homosexual agenda. [b]Police 2:[/b] Whatever you do, just don't say anything. Just act natural, go with the flow, and focus on protecting people. [b]Police 3:[/b] Yes and remember, I'm not looking into another guy's body cavity because he engaged in homosexual activity. [b]Police 4:[/b] Not only that, but that's just wrong and sickening. I didn't become a policeman for that. I became one to protect my community. [b]Police 5:[/b] It's also perverted to me. Why do they want me to do this gross thing as part of my job? I didn't even see that in the job description. ---------- *Dubai, UAE* [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *in Arabic* Okay; new policy. When in doubt, let Layzal handle it! [b]Civilian 4:[/b] *in Arabic* This is an all-time low for all of us! I'm going home! *She runs home, very upset.* [b]Layzal:[/b] *in Arabic* What's her problem? [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *in Arabic* I think she thinks all of us made you look stupid. You didn't make us look stupid. It was our fault. ------------ *Washington, D.C.* [b]Leo:[/b] *to Trump* Oh. Well, I did at first, but not now. Besides, I slam the conservatives also. You know this. But for the record, New York's liberals made me angrier than California's liberals. *to Zax* I see that. [b]Tom:[/b] And it looks like he put everybody in their place. He's the exact opposite of Lyle. ------------------- *Spain* [b]Leoncio the Conquering Lion:[/b] Whatever is the case, I would advise you not to do this. But if you do, I am not going to stop you. ---------------- *Uganda* *Lyle suffers a slight headache, which again brings him up to date with a knowledge boost. He also overhears some of the gossip.* [b]Lyle:[/b] I am okay, folks; thank you. I do not wish to be involved in politics unless I do not have a choice; I heard somebody say I should be the President instead of Museveni. I will not make promises I cannot keep, and I will not tell lies. But to answer your question, I have no home, but I am a nomad. I was tending to my farm and animals. I don't need to money to live a successful life. I just hope somebody's tending to them now because I got caught in the time warp, and here I am now in the middle of the darkest hours of this country. *Museveni gets really nervous.* [b]Lyle:[/b] Thank you for the water, Mr. President. *He drinks it.* [b]Battle Bull:[/b] How do you feel now? You look like you twisted your ankle when you landed. [b]Lyle:[/b] I don't think I did that. I think I just landed crooked. *The combat medics keep examining him as he sits down on a chair.* ------------ *Canada* [b]Furious Fox:[/b] Are you feeling all right? [b]Levi:[/b] Just a slight headache, that's all. It always happens when there's new parallels of me to be discovered. *He takes an aspirin for it as directed by the doctors, and then drinks water.* If you'll notice, the latest one to be discovered lives in the nation of Uganda. Their President is doing everything I don't want to be doing, just as Leo doesn't want to do those things. If he isn't demon-possessed, then I don't know how to explain why he's so heartless. ----------- *Dubai, UAE* [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* We live in Dubai; we got more money than sense. We got weird rich men with their exotic sports cars at every block in this city. [b]Civilian 5:[/b] *In Arabic* Don't worry about it. [b]Civilian 6:[/b] *In Arabic* United Arab Emirates is always swimming in money. Everybody is busy doing something. [b]Astro Hawk:[/b] *In Arabic* Just know that we weren't always like this a few decades ago. Not too long ago, we were riding on camels. Nobody back then thought we would be a modern country with cities that set new standards of what it means to live in the future. ------------------- *Washington D.C.* [b]Trump:[/b] I'm surprised the entire Romney Family likes you. I would've done the same thing with those Mormons. [b]Zax:[/b] Too bad Leo beat you to the punch on that one. -------------- *Uganda* [b]Frank:[/b] President Museveni, are you all right? [b]Museveni:[/b] I'm sorry. I... *He suddenly faints from shock upon seeing Lyle.* [b]Frank:[/b] The President is down! *Combat medics rush to Museveni's aid to get him into an ambulance before driving him to a nearby hospital.* [b]Soldier 1:[/b] Frank? You'll be in charge of protecting this State House here in Entebbe. The one in Kampala is under renovation. [b]Soldier 2:[/b] You'll be controlling the access here whilst the President is in recovery. [b]Frank:[/b] All right. Can Lyle sleep here? [b]Soldier 2:[/b] Of course! You'll also be overlooking the staff here as well. Just make sure everything is tidy and ready once the President comes back. [b]Frank:[/b] All right. I'll make sure he'll be well taken care of here. He's worked a lot in his life. *To Lyle.* It's going to be raining and storming outside a bit so please make yourself home here. The staff will serve you well. -------------------- *Spain* [b]Agent M:[/b] Museveni is down! I think I got this from here! I will e-mail Frank to let me in to the State House so I can hack into Museveni's computer and leak his homophobic emails and search history. That will get him impeached before he recovers, which will effectively give Lyle a chance to be elected as his successor. *As he plans to sneak into Uganda, he also emails Frank his plans and intents to try to get Lyle to be elected as Uganda's President.* [b]Lazarus:[/b] All right; good luck and be extremely careful! --------------- *Canada* [b]Courtney:[/b] I hope this marks the beginning of the end of Uganda's homophobia. ---------- *Dubai, UAE* [b]Layzal:[/b] *in Arabic* Let us all be thankful those days are gone. ----------------- *Washington, D.C.* [b]Leo:[/b] I did. *Then his communicator beeps, letting him know about Museveni.* Oh, dear. [b]Trump:[/b] What is it? [b]Leo:[/b] All Museveni did was look at my parallel from Uganda, and he fainted! [b]Super C:[/b] Ooh; that's going to leave a mark. [b]Trump:[/b] That makes you feel bad? [b]Leo:[/b] To some extent, because it reminded me of a time when a corrupt ruler known as Ben Ali was brought before me for whatever reason. He just took one look at me, and he fainted. Later, he died. [i](narrating)[/i] CNG used it as an excuse to punish the world by furthering its agenda that if one didn't obey me or my parallels to the letter, they died. ---------------- *Uganda* [b]Lyle:[/b] Thank you. This is the kindest thing anybody's ever done for me. Is our President going to be okay? I feel bad. All he did was look at me, and he fainted! ------------------- *Spain* [b]Leoncio:[/b] All the best, Agent M. Go to it! ------------------ *Canada* [b]Levi:[/b] I do, too. All Museveni did was look at my parallel, and BAM! *He claps his left fist on his right hand on the word "BAM!"* He's unconscious. ---------- *Uganda* [b]Frank:[/b] I think so. ---------- ----------- ----------- [b]Leo:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] I think this is a good place to pause and pick it up next time, but believe me, the next part is not going to be pretty. [b]Lyle:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] So if your stomachs can't handle it, then don't tune in to the next episode. Instead, turn off your computer, tablet, or smartphone, and purify your minds by going for a walk in the beautiful sunshine. Get to the forest and unplug. Trust me. You'll be thankful you did. No matter how technologically advanced a society may be, it will never win the battle against nature. Thus, I choose simple over complicated. Meanwhile, it was a shockwave of emotions for me as well, because I honestly wasn't expecting to do a time warp into the modern world like that, but it shows I am Leo's parallel. Prior to that, though, my life was the simplest of lifestyles one could wish for, because I worked hard to keep myself alive, but I had no money to pay for anything. Yet I never wanted anything more than a contented life, living in harmony with nature. It was the only life I ever knew. Thus, when I did the time warp into the modern world, it was a total shock to me, not just to see how technologically advanced it was, but to see people doing kind, generous things for me. That never happened to me in my original heyday, but then again, I didn't have many friends, if any. After all, I was a nomad. I had no home and no way to make a decent living apart from herding and tending to my animals. What I tell everybody is, "Others see me as just a poor lion with absolutely nothing. To those close to me, they see a soul with everything he could ever wish for, and everything he ever wanted." My biggest fear comes from people forgetting how life was before civilization as we know it today existed. Although it digusted me to discover what President Museveni was doing to these people, it also made me feel really bad to know that just by looking at me, he fainted. Did he think I was going to do something bad to him? Or was it just the fact that he knew he couldn't hide any secrets he was trying to hide? I don't know. But I had a feeling we were going to discover the answers in due time. Take my advice, now; purify your minds, and get a good night's sleep. Take care, now. Bye. --------------- [color=orange][b]THE END[/b][/color]