[color=white][b][u]The Greenlandic White House of Shame[/u][/b][/color] ------------ [b]Leo the Patriotic Lion:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Leo the Patriotic Lion here. We pick up where we left off now; we had finished celebrating Leonidas the Hellenic Lion's birthday. But that did not mean we could rest on our laurels. Instead, we still had the CNG crisis going on, and the Commander (Super C) was still revising the Code of Conduct so that it wasn't so Big Brother or 1984-esque. (The Code forbids that book, by the way; it also forbids any James Bond novels at the moment.) I wouldn't be surprised if somebody appeals that; however, the Commander successfully defended his argument in keeping "1984" as a banned novel. Now, one of our Greenlandic recruits, Silent Night, had come up with an idea that became the talk of the globe. I don't think that was what she had in mind. [b]Liaanti the Arctic Lion:[/b] [i](narrating in English)[/i] Anything we can do to keep our recruits in line works, since the bass drum routine of marching punishment isn't always a good idea. That's what we did with Captain Cosmo and with Leonid the Cold Lion, but now, Leonid's got a new stress level because he's running the country now. In any case, let's pick up with the action. ------------- *Later, back in Greenland, Silent Night suggests an idea to Kajistiaat/Kale.* *Nuuk, Greenland* [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* So I have this idea, but it is a really bad idea. Like, really, really bad. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* It's not going to break the G-52 Code of Conduct, is it? [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* What? No! You know how our allies mentioned a certain castle in Sweden for a certain Viking lion? Something that we can know, but cannot see? [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Eh; what about it? [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* How about something like that, but a small white house in the most barren part of this country, like way up north in the middle of nowhere? A small white house with a dining room and kitchen on top, then the first basement floor being a home gym, and the second basement floor being the bedroom and bathroom there. But everything in there is all white, even the gym equipment. But this would be for say a G-52 who misbehaves a second time. You know, say if Captain Cosmo throws another fit and keeps his people up day in and day out, that. Like, living in that house for a month. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Wait a second... *He thinks for five seconds.* That is not a bad idea at all. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Are you serious?! Is that house even going to be used? It's so miserable though, and that's just the idea itself! [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* A G-52 can also use it as a hideout, too, assuming nobody is punished for it. Like you can use it as a hideout if necessary. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* But it's going to literally be an empty tiny white house sitting in the middle of nowhere! [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* We can pass around photos of that to misbehaving G-52s to scare them into behaving properly. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Okay, but I did mention this was going to be a terrible idea! [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Better than no ideas! I think it's going to be a great idea! [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Okay, but this would ironically be something that people do not want to know about, because it is not a castle, and just by looking at such a plain tiny white house, it's a house of shame! It's probably going to be hidden in a snowstorm or fog too in the middle of frozen nowhere here! [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* House of shame? Great name! [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* The only thing that would even get near that would be aerial delivery drones though. I hate this idea! Why did I even think of this? [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* You mentioned it, so I'm telling Liaanti and all the G-52s and their allies! *Uses his smartphone to pass on Silent Night's ideas and gets Liaanti involved as he speaks in Greenlandic as usual.* Hey, Liaanti! Silent Night suggested that we build a tiny house of shame for misbehaving G-52s, in a similar way how someone built that castle for Lennart as a deterrent for deviant behavior! Any G-52s can use it as a hideout, too, assuming that nobody is punished to use that. And everything furnished in that house will be white, just like the outside! [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Kajistiaat! I said this was a really bad idea! I can't believe you want this! [b]Bengalian-Greenlander 1:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Hey; what's going on? [b]Bengalian-Greenlander 2:[/b] *In Greenlandic* That's actually a great idea. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* You guys are agreeing with this? *The local civilians hears the conversation.* [b]Civilian 1:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Sis! That's a brilliant idea! [b]Civilian 2:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Our government would be okay with this, but the Danes would need to hear about this! Let's pass this word along to Denmark! [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Oh, no; Lenarth has to hear about this, too? [b]Civilian 3:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Why yes and he'd love the idea as a deterrent of bad behavior from the G-52s! [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Oh, no; I've opened Pandora's box on this one! The bad idea has run amok! I should've kept my mouth shut! Oh, well. At least it doesn't break the G-52 Code of Conduct. *Soon, everybody near Silent Night chants "Yes!" together to show support for the house of shame to be built in the middle of nowhere in Greenland.* [b]Civilians:[/b] *In Greenlandic* YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Oh, no! What have I done? Liaanti is going to say yes, too! Might as well roll with this. *Blushes in embarassment.* ------------ *Vietnam* [b]V-Fox:[/b] *In English on his G-52 communicator after hearing about the house of shame idea.* A house of shame in Greenland for a bad G-52, if that happens, other than Lennart the Viking Lion? Why, yes! Please make this idea come to life! *In Vietnamese to Luong.* Hey, Luong! Hien says I can go with Chuong to Houston. Can I go with Chuong to Houston on his vacation? I like to see what his friends are like and what fun stuff we can do in that part of America. ---------------- *Denmark* [b]Ice Pirate:[/b] *In Danish after hearing about the house of shame idea for Greenland.* Why, yes! Make it happen! *To Lenarth and Danger Drummer.* What do you think of that idea? [b]Danger Drummer:[/b] *In Danish* That's a big yes from me! Lenarth? ---------------- *Washington D.C., USA* *Words about the house of shame idea reaches America and the world.* [b]Mechayote:[/b] Bad idea? You kidding me? That's a great idea! Super C! What do you think? [b]Konrad:[/b] That's a big yes from me! [b]Zax:[/b] How can I argue against that? Leo! I think a house of shame in the middle of Greenland for a G-52 who misbehaves a second time, which I hope that never happens, would be an excellent deterrent for bad behavior! Just the thought of that would be enough to scare them into behaving! What do you think? [b]Juno:[/b] Sorry, Silent Night! You said it, and we think it's great! --------- *Greenland* *As the civilians chant "YES!", they start to do the stomp, stomp, clap rhythm from the song "We Will Rock You." Liaanti appears.* [b]Liaanti:[/b] *in Greenlandic* Hey; what's the ruckus? You didn't start a riot, did you? *Somebody explains to him the idea.* [b]Liaanti:[/b] *in Greelandic* Oh. I'm sorry. *to Silent Night* Sorry about that; I couldn't hear you over the crowd doing this impromptu performance of that number by Queen. However, I do think the idea is a good one. And though you may have learned a hard lesson about how gossip spreads, the fault is really the public's because they heard it and spread it themselves. So don't feel guilty. Be thankful you came up with a fantastic solution. We need more smart ones like you in this world. *One civilian starts to sing the lyrics in English. The crowd joins in on the chorus, and the video goes viral as soon as it goes on YouTube. Another civilian has his electric guitar with a portable amp with him, and he plays the guitar ending.* -------------------------- *Vietnam* [b]Luong:[/b] *in Vietnamese* Lennart's the exception because he has his own castle. But I like it. ---------------- *Denmark* [b]Lenarth:[/b] *to Danger Drummer in Danish* Of course I approve. Lead your bands with your drum, and we will celebrate Silent Night's idea. ----------------------- *Washington, D.C., USA* [b]Leo:[/b] I hope Silent Night isn't too upset with himself because I say yes. [b]Super C:[/b] I say yes, too. The point of the house is that there's nothing in it, and any deviant behavior will leave them shivering in the cold. Personally, I hate winter. [b]Leo:[/b] I hate it, too. I'd rather take the heat if I had to pick an extreme. *Cripto hums [i]Bohemian Rhapsody[/i] to himself.* ------------------ *Greenland* *After the performance, everybody cheers wildly.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Sure, thanks. *Chuckles nervously.* Can't wait to see what it looks like, I guess. ---------- *Vietnam* [b]V-Fox:[/b] *In Vietnamese* I like it, too. Also, can I go to America with Chuong? [b]Hien:[/b] *In Vietnamese* First off, you're a G-52. You can go anywhere you like. Second, you can be his bodyguard, too, when he goes overseas. So, yes; in my opinion, you can absolutely, and you should go with Chuong. ------- *Washington D.C.* [b]Marshall:[/b] Silent Night is a she. As for the house, it will be furnished but everything is going to be white like the interiors. For example, white frying pans. There of course will be a bed, but the sheets will be white and so are the pillows. We're talking ice cold bleach white. [b]Zax:[/b] Like my fur white. Mormon church clothing white. White as the snow in Greenland. [b]Juno:[/b] Just imagine the irony from all of this when we tell someone they're going to live in the white house for a month, only to find out it's not here. ------- *Denmark* [b]Danger Drummer:[/b] *In Danish* It's a yes! *He leads his drummers to drum as the crowd cheers. A Danish architect leads his team to board a small plane to fly off to Greenland to start groundbreaking for the white house of shame.* --------- *Greenland* *Those who performed take a bow.* ---------------- *Washington, D.C.,* [b]Leo and Super C together:[/b] Whoops! *They try not blush from embarrassment.* [b]Leo:[/b] That was embarrassing. Anyway, we'll look forward to what it looks like. --------------------- *Denmark* *Lenarth and his soldiers march in the parade.* -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- *Later, we are in Greenland where the house of shame is built and ready.* [b]Architect:[/b] So here it is, the tiny white house of shame with two basement levels. Just a boring looking white house with ordinary windows here. Really, what do you expect? [b]Silent Night:[/b] It's like a shipping container home unit or something. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] Let's take a look inside. [b]Silent Night:[/b] It's small, so I'm livestreaming this through my communicator. *Silent Night, Kajistiaat/Kale, and Liaanti enters the house. The dining room has a simple modern white table and two chairs.* [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* See? It's not that bad. Clean and neat, right? [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Sterile and cold, too. Those window curtains are simple pull-down curtains. The curtains are white too? Everything here is monochrome! *Inspects the cabinets.* Not much here. Even the pot is white. And here's an Instant Pot, but it's white, with light blue electronic buttons? Even labs have more color than here! [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* You seem to like it, no? [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* I hate it. There's not even a single fake indoor plant here to add a bit of color and life here. Everything here is white! It's like the levels from that Polish video game, [i]Superhot[/i]. Except even the objects here are white! So boring. I cannot imagine living here by myself. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Wait until you see what's in the basement. The kitchen island has a hidden entry there. What do you think of this so far Liaanti? [b]Chuong:[/b] *Looks at the live stream from his phone.* Everything inside is whiter than the snow outside here. I wouldn't survive a day in this home. [b]Zax:[/b] It's out in the middle of nowhere farthest away from civilization in Greenland. *The Avenger translates. Others watch the live stream.* [b]Super C:[/b] That's the point; it's boring, and this is where we send those who behave badly. You are completely cut off from the outside world. So how do you know what's going on when you're put inside the bubble? *to Silent Night* Do you have any regrets making this suggestion? The world now thinks of you as a big hero for this. [b]Liaanti:[/b] *in Greenlandic* It almost hurts the eyes, actually. [b]C.K./King Leo:[/b] I think I'd rather live in technicolor, if you know what I mean. [b]Cripto:[/b] I don't want to be sent here. I hate the cold. I can tolerate it if my rock band is touring Europe, but not if this is the case. [b]Leo:[/b] Captain Cosmo and Leonid should be grateful this wasn't built when they had the big meltdown to end all meltdowns. Leonid even more so than Cosmo. [b]Super C:[/b] Note this doesn't apply to you, Lennart; you've got the big castle. [b]Lennart the Viking Lion:[/b] *in English* Understood. The big castle is too much for one person; that was the idea behind that. This, on the other hand, is the total opposite. This is all blah, yawn, snooze fest. The only color comes from the clothes one is wearing. [b]Elias:[/b] It's supposed to be a boring snooze fest. [b]Silent Night:[/b] A little bit, but this is the only way to experience the actual idea here. *In Greenlandic to Liaanti.* Yeah, I know. It's miserable. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* It's supposed to suck like that. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Even prison has more color than this, and I have never been there. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* But this is more comfortable than a prison. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* In comparison, yes. But both are miserable. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Let me show you this. *He opens the hidden entrance under the kitchen island revealing the staircase to the basement.* This leads to the home gym floor. *The Greenlandic heroes go downstairs.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Great; even the home gym is white. The equipment is white, too? [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Yup! At least there's the TV monitor in front of the treadmill. That's black. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* A high-tech treadmill that is linked to that at least. *She uses the control panel on the treadmill to turn on the TV only to learn it purposely has limited functions.* No social media of any kind? No YouTube? No TikTok? [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Nope! The worst part, this is the only place where there's the TV. Pretty much to encourage the punished to exercise when watching TV than to watch TV only. The G-52 Code of Conduct mentions keeping up with one's physical shape and health. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* This place is well thought-out, but also miserable. Comfortable for 5 seconds at first, then the rest is pure misery here. A month living here? I cannot imagine. I'd say a week is enough. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* That's usually up to the discretion of Super C, depending on how severe the second misconduct is. [b]Silent Night:[/b] *In Greenlandic* Let's say I get punished to live here. I start crying and throwing a fit. What happens? [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] *In Greenlandic* This home is soundproof, so I have no idea. But I would imagine that there might be some hidden motion sensors that detect that kind of behavior, in a similar way to how your communicator detects deviant behavior. So I'd imagine Super C gets notification about it and he'd message you to this monitor to tell you to stop or you'd be excommunicated from the G-52. [b]Chuong:[/b] I don't even know why you'd bother asking such a question. Nobody is going to hear your tantrums like that. [b]Zax:[/b] I would say nothing happens, since the home's boring environment would eventually control you to the point that you'd be too miserable to throw tantrums, so you'd just be spending your days crying on the bed, and no one would hear you. Eventually with all that time being spent in that home, you'd eventually calm down, but still feel miserable. [b]Jack:[/b] And you'd still be cut off from the outside world. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I see. This home gym sucks because even the equipment are white as the walls, floors, and ceilings here. I can feel the misery here. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] Wait until you see the bedroom and bathroom under this floor. Obviously, no windows there. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I cannot imagine staying here for a day, where everything in this home is white and extremely minimalist in its designs. Like everything here is completely bland, too. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] It's supposed to be as bland as possible. Most of everything here shouldn't have aesthetic textures; just enough to fulfill a purpose. Look at these dumbbells here. The handles have textures so it is easier to hold on to them. Everything here is all about function than aesthetics. [b]Silent Night:[/b] The TV monitor appears to be behind bulletproof glass. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] It is so that way if one starts to attempt property damage here during their fits, there would be minimal damage as much as possible. In fact, go ahead and try throwing a dumbbell at that TV. *He offers Silent Night a dumbbell.* [b]Silent Night:[/b] I rather not. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] You sure? [b]Silent Night:[/b] I'm positive. I don't even want to reenact being a trapped bored wild animal here just to test things. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] I understand. *He puts the dumbbell away.* [b]Elias:[/b] I hate to see anyone having to live in that house as punishment. Silent Night isn't wrong to infer that someone could act like a wild animal trapped in boredom and rage complete with misery here if they're punished to live here. [b]Super C:[/b] No; don't do anything rash. It may cause the app to buzz and tell me you've done this. I think it's supposed to be soundproof, however, because the point is to completely cut you off from the outside world. [b]Leo:[/b] What channels can you watch? [b]Super C:[/b] Probably just the local Greenlandic channels. I don't even speak the language. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I'm not even going to bother with it, since this place sucks. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] Soundproof indeed, and yes, it's supposed to cut you off from the outside world. Oh, and I forgot to mention that there's a hidden fridge unit under the kitchen island on the opposite side from the hidden staircase to this floor. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Probably small I assume. Not that I'm interested. *The Greenlandic heroes explore the lower floor under the home gym, which is the bedroom and the bathroom.* [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] And here's your bedroom and the bathroom. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Everything is all white as snow. *Sits on the bed and feels it.* It feels very comfy and the blankets and sheets do keep warm. Yet they look ice cold white. Its very organized, but depressingly boring. I couldn't imagine being here like this and it doesn't help that you can't use your personal electronics for entertainment here. *Looks into the hidden closet in the bathroom.* Not bad. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] The bathroom is nice though. At least you can bathe and shower here. This is like hotel quality here despite all the whiteness here. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Hotel quality means the bedroom has windows. Very clean, but so white everywhere. And just enough space for one person. The furnished towels are white too. This house makes me want to cry because everything is all white and no matter how clean the home is and how updated the appliances are, its still sad. Even a North American town motel from the 80s have more joy than this. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] Yeah, it's supposed to suck. Remember, we are in the middle of nowhere in Greenland. No neighbors, no yard, nothing. Just this home and your furnished needs. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Even the lighting here is all icy white than the usual warm white lighting in homes. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] There's actually a scale for lighting known as the Kelvin scale. But the hardware department makes this easy for you; warm, neutral, and cool. Here, the lighting here is on the cool end of the Kelvin scale throughout this home. Homes typically use the warm lighting and neutral lighting is typically used in kitchens. Cool lighting is popularly used in home garages. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Now that I'm thinking about this, I'm starting to think that being here alone is torture. I wouldn't even wish this on my worst enemies. It's bad enough that the ICC has undisclosed modern jails on island where each of their cells are for individual prisoners only, and they have this lighting. I'm referring to jails that war criminals are imprisoned in, you know, people like Putin would be imprisoned in. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] It's supposed to feel unsettling despite the initial comfort here. [b]Silent Night:[/b] The architect really did a good job making an ironic home that seems comfortable but miserable in the long run here. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] I can let you have this home for five minutes. Just five minutes. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I rather not. Even with you guys here to make sure I don't feel alone here, I can still feel the misery here. The most joyful part of this home would be the top floor because at least there's windows. Too bad you only see snow through them and maybe the ice blue skies if you're lucky. And maybe a bit of the wildlife, like those wild arctic foxes, that pass by here, but that's about it. Second joyous part of this home would be the home gym because at least you have something to do. Third joyous part would be this closet because at least you can organize your clothing easily here and cry here alone after washing and drying your clothes in the machine here. In other words, putting someone here alone would cause immense mental agony and misery. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] I mean, that's kinda the intent here. Cry all of your frustrations out alone, live in misery that forces you to think about your actions, and spend that time with loneliness to better yourself and do your chores. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I think we should just pass around photos of this house in the middle of nowhere from outside to the other G-52s to let them know what misbehaving could lead to. Luckily, this is reserved for second punishments, but if the first misbehavior is severe enough, then yes this home, week to a month, depend on how severe it is. [b]Chuong:[/b] A house like that is going to drive someone insane. I like my tall home with plenty of neighbours so I don't feel alone. Even better is having my own backyard and a balcony across from my dining room so I can go outside and watch the passerby on the street. [b]Zax:[/b] Okay, but there's so little spacing between suburban homes in Vietnam. In America, some of us would feel kinda cramped together like that. [b]Chuong:[/b] Nah; I feel fine. You and your big homes and spaces! [b]Zachary/Zihao:[/b] Yes, it's nice to have taller and narrower homes to save space, but the thing is that you live in Vietnam, and Vietnam is one of the most population dense countries on Earth. [b]Chuong:[/b] Hence taller and narrower homes. I'm used to it. [b]Zachary/Zihao:[/b] But there's more people on the streets than in America and your country is very prone to traffic jams about almost anywhere. You make Los Angeles traffic look very light in comparison. And your mass transit is crowded with people. [b]Chuong:[/b] But after COVID-19, Vietnam passed a law enforcing occupancy codes in our trains, where they have sensors that triggers alarms if the occupancy starts to reach towards maximum capacity. In the end, anyone would rather take living in a crowded modern city over living in this tiny bland white house in the middle of icy nowhere like this. And the fact that there isn't a computer in that house makes it super miserable to be in. Only that TV in the home gym is about the closest thing to a connection to the outside world. [b]Kajistiaat/Kale:[/b] Mmhmm! This house is built for punishment, so no computer here. [b]Crush:[/b] And no internet for your phone, either. [b]Silent Night:[/b] I still can't believe my bad idea came to life this fast, but here we are. [b]Chuong:[/b] At least the G-52s can see it and feel encouraged to be at their best behaviors even on their worst days. So, thoughts on this Greenlandic white house so far? I say it's great for punishment because it's boring and it sucks as intended despite it being seemingly comfortable at first. [b]Jack:[/b] It's an asylum disguised as a comfortable tiny house with all white interiors and exteriors. [b]Super C:[/b] I don't think it's a bad idea; I think it's a spectacular idea. [b]Cripto:[/b] So do I. [b]Doughty Dog:[/b] I had to downsize when I moved out of my parents' huge mansion, but it's still way bigger than this. [b]Lennart:[/b] It delivers what it promises, just as the castle built for me delivers what it promises. [b]Silent Night:[/b] Then this house of shame has fulfilled its purpose, then. Let's pray no G-52 has to be sentenced to this. [b]Super C:[/b] I have to second you on that. --------------------------- [b]Super C:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] Just as Lennart has his huge castle, any other G-52 now has to deal with this house in the event they blow it. That would also apply to me because there are stupid things I've done myself. This is on top of any fines I issue them. However, I think the house should be enough to scare people in line. [b]Cripto:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] It was enough to scare me. [b]Doughty Dog:[/b] [i](narrating)[/i] And me. I had already gone through enough embarrassing things having to go through rehabilitation after my charlatan days. That was why I made the comment that even though I was super wealthy from the fact my parents were, and I inherited the cash, I still downsized to a standard house for one individual. (I'm also doing philanthropic work so that all that extra cash goes to good use.) Still, it was official. Silent Night might still wish she had kept her mouth shut, but as Liaanti said to her, the fault was the public's for overhearing it and spreading the gossip. In the end, it was a done deal. You don't behave yourself, and you live in that house for a month or two, depending on the boss cat's discretions. Be sure you behave yourselves, now. Good night. ------------- [color=green][b]THE END[/b][/color]