A Naga Poem to Make You Blush

We're the Naga dogs and cats
And we're here to make you fat
Truth be told, you'll never grow old
But there's much more to it than that

We'll cuddle and caress you
Every single day
We'll pamper and indulge you
In every single way

We're the Naga cats and dogs
We've got ice cream and eggnog
You'll chug non-stop and never pop
And your guts will never clog

You'll eat, digest, and fart
And blush because you're shy
Your bowels do their part
And you'll beautify the sky!

We make desserts and drinks
Your butt gas never stinks
It smells so sweet, so rest and eat
And turn the whole sky pink!

We see you blushing brightly now
We think you're such a cutie
Bigger helpings we'll allow
You fill our world with beauty

We make "nog" a lot, it's true
It's thick almost like glue
Lucious, tasty, served with pastries
A very special brew

Naga nog will make you bloat
And you will fart a lot
If you weren't so heavy, you might float
Like a big parade mascot

Well, that lays out the plan
You're known throughout the land
We'll feed you plenty, you'll fart unending
Your comfort will be grand

So lie back, rest, relax
And prepare for your next meal
Loud and long you will pass gas
Still bloated you will feel