"Hey."

"Sup?"

"I wanna host a party."

"What for?"

"Funsies."

"Cool. Any plans?"

"Heck yeah. Remember that rock made of hellfire and brimstone?"

"Yeah?"

"We're gonna smash it like a pinata."

"Why?"

"Why not?"

And so, the party was planned. Not planned very well, as there ended up being a poor selection of snacks, and the only drink was cheap kool-aid that was bought from a garage sale next door. But everyone still had a pretty funsies time, chatting, playing games. Until finally, it was time for the hellfire pinata.

Everyone gathered below the tree where the rock of hellfire and brimstone was hanging, a baseball bat at the ready. But before anyone could take a swing, the ground erupted in a plume of fire, and a flaming demon with muscles the size of something really big stood before them.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER OF ONE THOUSAND- oh shit is that kool-aid?"

"Yeah," the party's host said. "I'm hosting a party."

"Nice." The demon rudely pours the entire punch bowl down their throat. "Tastes like expired."

"Yeah. Wanna try the pinata."

"Awesome, hell yeah." So the demon put on a blindfold, and grabbed the baseball bat. They swung it a few times, but then it caught on fire and turned to ash, so the demon resorted to just punching at the pinata. Everyone was cheering and chanting as the demon lined up a punch perfectly, and... *SMASH!!*

The hellfire brimstone exploded into a burst of flames and sparks, like a firework! Then suddenly, the demon collapses to the ground. "NOOOO!! MY HEART HAS BEEN DESTROYED! I WILL BE BANISHED FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEAAAAAAA-" The ground opens up and swallows the demon back down to hell.

"This was a sweet party," the host's friend from the beginning said.

"Yeah."